Thursday Halolinks: The Cover of ESPN, No More Sex For You
Friends, Sex, and baseball edition of Halolinks:
- Friend of Halos Heaven and frequent guest on LunchTime HaloTalk, Sam Miller has hit a new high...the cover of the February 6th edition of ESPN The Magazine: How the Los Angeles Angels recruited Albert Pujols and C.J. Wilson - ESPN The Magazine. "So you're looking at me and that guy?" (C.J.) Wilson asked Dipoto mischievously. "The guy with the high elbow, wears No. 5?" Maybe the exhausting days of negotiations had weakened Dipoto's poker face. Or maybe, secretly, he wanted Wilson to know. Dipoto wouldn't confirm anything, but Wilson saw -- or at least imagined -- something in Dipoto's eye that told Wilson he was right. "Are you for real?" Wilson asked. "I am absolutely for real," the GM responded." Reading that clip from the article gives me goosebumps. Congratulations Sam, soon they'll be singing about you and the cover. By the way, best video comment..."You can be high, but you'll never be 1970's rock band high." Kind of like me, I can write well (sometimes), but not Sam Miller well.
- Another Miller post, this time for the lowly OC Register, reviews Agent Scott Boras' most extraordinary contracts - The Orange County Register. It's one of those photo, click-through things, but worth the time. "What follows are the dozen most extraordinary contracts that the O.C.-based Boras ever negotiated for his clients. These aren't necessarily all deals that turned out poorly for their teams; they're deals that seemed unthinkable or groundbreaking at the time. Also, a lot of them turned out really poorly for their teams. But such is the sport.
- Rob Neyer finds an interesting stat: I Love My Teams, But ... - Baseball Nation. "Fifty percent of men and 32 percent of women ages 18 - 24 say that they'd give up sex for an entire year if it meant their team could win a championship, according to a poll by Yahoo Sports." Here's where he found the study: What's More Important: Sex or the Superbowl? - Self.com. Maybe that only has to do with baseball and football, or perhaps American sports because there's this: This Week In Great Quotes Linking Soccer Injuries To Sexual Frequency "'He's always [injured and unable to play] because we have sex seven to ten times a week,' Poor fella. Boo-frickin'-hoo.
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- The Halos are still looking for bullpen help and think this guy is their man: Angels have offer out to Ayala; nothing imminent - MLB.com Hot Stove Blog. "The Angels are one of "a handful of teams" that have tendered a formal offer to Luis Ayla, but a source familiar with the negotiations said the free-agent reliever is still weighing his options and a decision is not imminent." As with 99.99% of free agent signings, the cost and duration of the contract are what's important, so until he signs with someone, we won't know if this is a good thing or not. I think the club should look into Rich Harden...
- Harden is one of the players mention in this post: Anybody Out There? You Be the Judge. - FanGraphs Baseball. "Let’s take a peek at some other players still on the free-agent market, and then we’ll try to get a feel for some of their potential landing spots." Here's a tidbit about the oft-injured hurler, "Among the positive signs for Harden was the return of the strikeouts (back to 9.9/9), the banishment of walks (to a sub-career rate of 3.4/9), and a return of much of the velocity that escaped him during that disastrous season in the Lone Star State."
- I'll forever picture David Eckstein wearing Gene Autry's cowboy hat during the 2002 World Series celebration: You Can’t Measure Heart, or David Eckstein Bows Out - FanGraphs Baseball. "I learned that there was another side to Eckstein that I had never noticed before: David Eckstein, Cultural Icon. He was King of Grit. The Little Player Who Could. The Scrappiest Player You Ever Laid Eyes On. Sports writers loved him and waxed poetic about his positive traits. He played the game The Right Way. He always had a dirty uniform. His heart was so big, it threatened to consume his entire body."
- For some reason this sort of frightens me: Oakland A's sign Bartolo Colon to one-year, $2 million deal - San Jose Mercury News. "The A's signed free agent right-hander Bartolo Colon to a one-year, $2 million contract on Tuesday, adding a veteran arm to a rotation that's been depleted by trades this offseason."
- Jose Bautista’s drug testing seems something less than random - HardballTalk. "Bautista spoke at a banquet the other night and noted that in the past two years — the two years which coincided with his tremendous uptick in homers — he has been given sixteen drug tests. In the two years before that he had three total." We have random drug testing at the place I work. Well, they say it's a random testing, but each time, within a week of returning from vacation in California, I've had to submit to a drug testing. Do the people in Wisconsin think Californians do drugs? Just like the MLB think home run hitter do 'roids.
- Walden, on Year 2 as closer: "I think I have a way better understanding of what it takes" - Gonzo and 'The Show'. "Walden joined Angels Talk on AM 830 KLAA on Wednesday and said he has already begun throwing almost on an everyday basis in his native Texas. Here are the highlights of his conversation with host Terry Smith …"
- Angels' Wilson ready to go racing this weekend - Fox Sports. ""Our big thing is trying to find a way to bring over that crossover appeal," said Wilson, who will return to California on Saturday to begin baseball training. "I get more sponsorship opportunities because of baseball. Racing runs through my veins the same way baseball does. It's just my commitment is to the Angels."
- I forgot to include this bit in yesterday's links: Lincecum's $40M deal with Giants includes series of bonuses - CBSSports.com. "Giants ace Tim Lincecum's new $40.5 million, two-year deal includes a series of bonuses for winning the Cy Young and other awards. Lincecum, a two-time NL Cy Young Award winner, gets a $500,000 signing bonus and salaries of $18 million this year and $22 million in 2013. He would earn an additional $500,000 for winning his third Cy Young, $250,000 for second place, $100,000 for third, $75,000 for fourth and $50,000 for fifth. If he wins the Cy Young in 2012, the bonus for winning again in 2013 would increase to $1 million." Makes Jered Weaver's deal look even more like a bargain.
- Here's one billionaire who's not bidding on the Dodgers ... yet - latimes.com. "The richest man in Los Angeles has not bid for the Dodgers. Dr. Patrick Soon-Shiong could join the Dodgers sweepstakes soon — not by bidding on his own, but by joining one of the groups already in the running to buy the team. Soon-Shiong is a doctor, biotech investor and philanthropist. Forbes estimated his net worth at $7 billion in September."
- Here's a fun story: Marshall McDougall’s greatest game - The Hardball Times. "Marshall McDougall had a lot of good games in 1999. But none came close to surpassing his game on May 9th. He started off with a single to left in the top of the first inning. No one could have known at the time, but that was the only "underachieving" at bat he had all day."
- We recently had a little talk about cats around here. Some people hated them (me), while others loved them, and then some just hated the word "hate". Anyway, this guy should get his ribs kicked in: Man busted for kicking kitten then signaling field goal, police say - Chicago Sun-Times. "officers say they watched him take a running start and kick his kitten 15 feet before raising his arms to signal a field goal. "Despite the terrible abuse, the cat . . . is doing quite well."
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Hate to be selfish
but I wouldn’t be able to do this one. I like sex more than baseball.
"I was at a Del Taco, on the phone with Alex Anthopoulos, When the Drugs began to take hold…"
-- No Bologna Polonia
My first and only question,
did they conduct the query by asking for people that actually have sex and would be willing to give it up for or did they ask the loser sports geeks that reside in their mother’s basement?
I wasnt asked so who knows
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
by ItCouldHappen on Jan 26, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
Which of the descriptions best fit you
Then we’ll know who they asked
"I was at a Del Taco, on the phone with Alex Anthopoulos, When the Drugs began to take hold…"
-- No Bologna Polonia
At this point baseball is my sex.
I’m guaranteed to get it 162 times a year, it always lasts longer than the act of sex itself, and the only complaining is done by me.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE...
by halofolife on Jan 27, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Wonder if CVS carries ESPN The Magazine in it magazine rack?
I have to wait for a prescription today.
That doesn't come out till February 6th
Doesn’t it?
Representing the Angels in Sin City.
by maze88 on Jan 26, 2012 8:05 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
That ESPN cover photo is epic
And I still think the Dodgers will be sold to the Chinese government.
Scioscialist Party of America - Redistributing your defense since 2000.
Read Sam's article last night
A lot of fly-on-the-wall moments. Great to see one of our favorite local writers hit the big time. Great job as always, Sam.
No way I’m giving up sex for a year to see the Halos win the series. Not to be so logical, but how much fun would it be watching them win when I already know whats going to happen and I have blue balls?
Damn that is a good point I had not considered
Taking that into account. I’d bet everything on the Angels, enjoy the ride and come out richer in the end.
So yes I’d give up sex for a year.
Willits? Check. Reagins? Check. Mathis? Check
When you put it that way
its much more appealing… Still don’t think I could do it though
"I was at a Del Taco, on the phone with Alex Anthopoulos, When the Drugs began to take hold…"
-- No Bologna Polonia
In other words...

Scioscialist Party of America - Redistributing your defense since 2000.
by Commander_Nate on Jan 26, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
this
i need this as a portrait tattoo on my back.
hula dula da dominoes rula.
by DanishThunder on Jan 26, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions
DO IT
Scioscialist Party of America - Redistributing your defense since 2000.
by Commander_Nate on Jan 27, 2012 8:33 AM PST up reply actions
Good point
I would so want the Series to be over that I wouldn’t enjoy it. The 30 seconds after the final out would be some of the best of my life, though; and not for baseball purposes.
Good read
Nice to see Sam Miller at the 4-letter network magazine. For me, it’s not even close. I love me some Angels! Of course I would probably cheat on them in November after they won the WS. Another personal failing, I guess.
fuck
No
me and the wonder dog got high!
by YOUknowulovetheIE on Jan 26, 2012 9:17 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Sorry, Howie. Sorry, Albert. Sorry Weave.
You guys are on your own on this one. I’m gonna be having me my ’tang.
Dear Texas: "One, two...........THREE!" The next number IS THREE!!!
Interesting.
Wilson won’t be doing any racing of his own; his new five-year, $77.5 million contract won’t allow it.
When we signed him I was actually had a paranoid Mo Vaughn moment that he would get injured racing in the off season and screw the team.
heck no.
If i was a photoshop guy I’d put myself in the background praying to a trout that V-dub would get some non life threatening injury so the mighty fish could take his rightful place.
No. No, No, No, No !
I like the Angels and all, but they don’t even come in at a close second. Entire year? Not humanly possible.
CONGER, CONGER, CONGER !!!
If 02 never happened then its a MAYBE
but since it did I enjoy sex more than baseball, although it is a close second. I have been known to expediate one to make sure I get to the other on time.
Besides I think we are in line for both this year with this team, health permitting.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
I said, Yes, without blinking an eye.
Wasn’t around in 2002. I need me some World Series love!
Winning doesn't matter. –Lyle
Wait 10 years or so
and she will file for divorce if you don’t vote yes.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
LOLin' over here.
I think I just saw my wife nod her head, slowly, in agreement with Phi.
Winning doesn't matter. –Lyle
they're all bitches
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 26, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions
awkward…
"Stay loyal to the Angels. As for me, I'm jumping on the Nationals bandwagon, later." -Daniel Sirca
by migfig on Jan 28, 2012 12:11 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I was of course joking
but apologies anyway
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 30, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
No apology necessary, I was a bit defensive on that.
I loves me my wife, though!
Winning doesn't matter. –Lyle
I feel like Colon and Pujols are essentially the same thing
One is just plural.
"I have something 95 percent of all those All-Stars only wish they had: a World Series ring. If I had to choose between that and being an All-Star, it would be no contest. I’d grab the gold ring and never look back." -Tim Salmon
by BruinHalo on Jan 26, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Does that mean the A'ss are going to get a colonoscopy?
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
That's a no on that vote.
A) What kind of a season would it be without plenty of celebratory and/or post-loss pick me up nookie?
B) I only just got my husband into baseball a few years ago. Think a yes vote might lose me a little ground? LOL
Easy
I’d give it up for a year and then I would bet everything I own on the angels to win the ws.
your time is now our time
by teedme2 on Jan 26, 2012 11:17 AM PST via mobile reply actions
I can do a year on my head.
Also, I vote to nominate DOV to stop having sex. He’s done enough to this world as it is.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 26, 2012 11:31 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Anyone remember this old doozy?

Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 26, 2012 11:42 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
well...I'm Married
So giving up two nights of “the kids might hear!” isn’t that much of a sacrifice…
rimshot ZING!
Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "I drank what?"
The Geek.
by The OC Sports Geek on Jan 26, 2012 12:10 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
damn, you stole my line
Kudos brother.
Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."
As a college student
I am physically unable to press anything but no.
I’d consider it if there were titles for the Angels, Lakers, Buccaneers and both UCLA basketball and football. And if the Czech Republic were guaranteed a World Cup title next time.
But 365 days is a long time to be alone.
"I have one word for you...Be careful."
-Jose Guillen
Screw the Czechs
hula dula da dominoes rula.
by DanishThunder on Jan 26, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions
not necessarily, but all that winning makes them jump on us, so easy and cheap they are.
which works for me
hula dula da dominoes rula.
by DanishThunder on Jan 27, 2012 4:50 AM PST up reply actions
Yes they are
"I was at a Del Taco, on the phone with Alex Anthopoulos, When the Drugs began to take hold…"
-- No Bologna Polonia
In high school, my GF went to Sweden as a foreign exchange student.
I asked her once, “are Swedish girls reallly like they say, and are you going to become one?”
I got away with it… barely.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
HA!
She probably wanted to crush your Swedish meatballs with her bare hands.
Winning doesn't matter. –Lyle
I'm married
So voting yes on this one was easy.
Another 2002 for a year of the five knucle shuffle? Size 13 ring please.
by HoustonHaloFan on Jan 26, 2012 2:29 PM PST via mobile reply actions 2 recs
Thanks to the Army...
already 4 1/2 months through, and whether or not I take Mid tour leave could/would definitely do a year without some horizontal dancing to get another ring.
save your R&R
For next Oct and the WS run
me and the wonder dog got high!
by YOUknowulovetheIE on Jan 26, 2012 5:18 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Need more specifics.
Oral? Self manipulation? Do these count? If it means my nuts become the size of watermelons, then no. If on the other hand my nuts grow to watermelon size and I somehow become rich because of it, then yes.
Of course I would give up sex for a year.
Of course I don’t know if my partner Handrietta could.
Your Angels: Telling Pythagoras to go to hell since 2004.
by sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher on Jan 26, 2012 10:07 PM PST reply actions
What do you mean “give up” sex?
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If you imagine a salt shaker in your hand, tilt your head back
and act like you're shaking salt into your mouth; you will taste salt if you concentrate hard enough.
lulz
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 27, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions

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