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by WiHaloFan on Jan 4, 2012 1:02 PM PST
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Now I don't need to see the movie.
Will there be a sequel?
Well, you know what they say about guys with big thumbs...
Dear Texas: "One, two...........THREE!" The next number IS THREE!!!
that they have big thumbs?
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 4, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions
You did not see what I was doing there.
Dick jokes.
Dear Texas: "One, two...........THREE!" The next number IS THREE!!!
by Stirrups on Jan 4, 2012 10:27 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
no I did
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 5, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions
o_0
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
How do Billy and Pete rate the Rev?
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
I've said this before
but this is the best thing you’ve ever done. Again.
Arsenal FC ~ Middlesex CCC ~ Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
Also,
this may be the funniest thing I have ever read at SB Nation that wasn’t written by Grant Brisbee.
Witty .sig goes here.
by scareduck on Jan 4, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
+1
Jeff Mathis (Pseudonym Lyle Spencer) is History... Zang!
by Halo Hurricane on Jan 4, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions
Can I admit this too?
Hilarious. Great job!
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Brilliant.
"Why [pitcher wins] should be taken as a record of the pitcher's ability is a conundrum to which no one has as yet vouchsafed an answer." M.G. Lloyd; Baseball Magazine - 1908
Very, very good work.
Major kudos.
How does this team win with this offense? Hey, anyone....DRAW A WALK!!!
Jim Scully
Jim Scully Home
WiHaloFan
I offer you the Internet, because you are better at it than I.
Unlike this cat, my love for the LAA will never die.
by NathanielS on Jan 4, 2012 3:43 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions
wOw! love it!
now excuse me, I have to go pick up Opie off the floor
The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends.
"Brad Pitt is dreamy."
-My mom’s one sentence review to me of this movie.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
Outstanding.
After this off-season, I have no recollection of this Del Ninja character we used to discuss.
Somebody just nailed the HH 2012 Poster Of The Year.
The rest of us might as well take the balance of the year off. Abso-fucking-lutely genius parody!!!
Dear Texas: "One, two...........THREE!" The next number IS THREE!!!
I said on my thing that the winner between me and Mayhem got to lose to WiHaloFan.
Who made those brackets, anyways?
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
WiHaloFan
You, sir, have very small thumbs.
Pure genius.
Jeff Mathis (Pseudonym Lyle Spencer) is History... Zang!
Excellent work Wi!
Your work (and genius) is montonically increasing in awesome.
"Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Peter Bourjos" ~ markinca
Great stuff!
Can’t say much more than has already been said
@VagabondBansal
The link to this got a tweet by Keith Law.
“The parody that’s better than its target. Well done.”
Willits? Check. Reagins? Check. Mathis? Check
Excellent.
But I’m confused now: So, all jokes have to invoke a fart AND a dick? Or, is it just a fart OR a dick?
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base." ~Dave Barry
Did you hear about the guy named Dick who farted?
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
beans beans the musical fruit
the more you eat the more you toot
(here comes the traffic, i can feel it like a big fart on its way)
I had a horrible feeling
you were going to hire Murray Chass
"He may have been only .213 but they were the clutchest .213 of all time."
Running list of Molina pick-offs | twit
by BVHeck on Jan 4, 2012 7:32 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
In my past couple of years in Thailand, I have learned
that dick jokes, big or small don’t translate well here. Could be that it is a tender subject here. Fart jokes, however, are international in scope. They’re laughed at in any language.
True story
Well, come see a fat old man some time!
your wisdom truly knows no bounds
oh wise moondoggy
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 4, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions
Megan Fox hot talent - nasty thumbs
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
actually an old school term for those
“murderer’s thumbs”
In palmistry those are said to be on the hands of people who will use information against their friends for personal gain. Or flat out kill them.
And before you mock palmistry, understand it will get you laid faster than reciting your memorized UZR stats.
Yeah but neither beat fart or dick jokes.
Tim Salmon: The once and future Kingfish.
by Teixeira Who? on Jan 4, 2012 10:19 PM PST up reply actions
I once got laid using UZR stats,
and money, she was a very baseball oriented hooker.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 4, 2012 11:22 PM PST up reply actions
was it the same one from that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm?
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 5, 2012 8:07 AM PST up reply actions
Haha.
I love that damn show.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 5, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions
Those are actually toes.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Tell Gardy there's nobody around to protect him now." Ozzie Guillen
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jan 7, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions
Brilliant....as always!
I should be working right now...
Okay, that deserves props from an A's fan
Well done WIHaloFan
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
This is brilliantly hilarious
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
How the hell am I supposed to beat this in Round 2?
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
Wi cannot use this. This is 2012. He has to go back and pull up something from 2011.
But, yeah, nobody is gonna pay attention to that. We are all hosed.
Dear Texas: "One, two...........THREE!" The next number IS THREE!!!
Personally, I think Wi is the only competitor that has even a ghost of a chance at sniffing the title
that Turks Teeth is gonna take for last year, due to this.
Dear Texas: "One, two...........THREE!" The next number IS THREE!!!
I don't know... Wi vs. Subop?
Now that one’s going to be EPIC
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
SubOp has to worry about ryanfea and CKOD first!
Wi is gonna cakewalk right past us and into that bracket final, and will be well-rested to take on whomever it is that has earned the right to be slam dunked upon.
Dear Texas: "One, two...........THREE!" The next number IS THREE!!!
Ryanfea will just get banned before his match. CKOD will get mono and take the whole tourney off.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
We're def. all screwed,
and not in the good way.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 5, 2012 9:42 PM PST up reply actions
Well Done !
Very funny stuff.
You can’t teach vocabulary…
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Oh, damnit
someone found the market inefficiency I’ve been using consistently for years now. I’m screwed.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
You're honestly the first person I thought of when I read that last window.
Your HH legacy is forever steeped in boners and flatulence. <3
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 5, 2012 9:44 PM PST up reply actions
This is amazing
Bravo!
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
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