Phi Slamma VS DADOFVLAD Megathread; Matchup 4, Round 1
by PhiSlamma on Jan 6, 2012 11:17 AM PST
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via img856.imageshack.us I picked the wrong 12 hour period to stop drinking.
Continuing our pointless ridiculously important series to decide who is the number one poster of any time period dating back to the start of the website 2011 we come to my own matchup with the Dad of multiple Vlads.
I should not go on too long here as I figure it would be cheating, technically. Ill let my post I whipped up this morning do the talking for me. I have not seen DoV around too much recently, I hope it is only because he is preparing his post for this "bloodbath" (thanks 2pints for the apt buzzword).
I feel a lot better today and will be updating everything with link below so everyone can follow along and know whats up ahead of time. Thanks for your patience.
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At this point I feel as if I am reaching Brian Wilson-like over exposure which might affect my bracket success. Maybe you are tired of my posts lamenting of hangovers past, drinking too much, or generally posting too damn much.
I get it, I really do. See, what I think is the issue here is that it’s a communication problem. I think you just do not understand where I am coming from, so, cannot relate enough to tolerate my tomfoolery. Drunken debauchery comes in many forms, as do STDs…. however I am a special breed that combines both, adds baseball and sabermetrics, and sits in front of a keyboard furiously finger-molesting my keyboard until genius comes out.
Let us try to resolve this information gap as to alleviate the disparity of MYTHS of Phi Slamma (yes, I am now talking in the third person, deal with it) and FACTS of Phi Slamma:
Without further ado:
MYTH ONE
Phi Slamma is a panda, with a Mohawk, one who drinks too much and posts on HH drunk at all hours, then eats bamboo, then falls asleep on the keyboard:
(This, in fact, is not me)
FACT
Phi Slamma is an actual human being, with a Mohawk, one who drinks too much and makes horrible decisions, posts on HH drunk at some hours (but mostly sober), then eats tacos and falls asleep on the keyboard:
MYTH TWO
Phi Slamma is some kind of rebellious whippersnapper brought to Halos Heaven specifically to annoy the older gentleman (and ladies) of the site with young exuberance and troll the newer members with an overlord of snarky and condescending.
FACT
1. Ninjas are Phi is a mammal.
2. Ninjas fight Phi posts ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. post things that make people giggle, namely boner/fart/Prince Fielder is fat jokes.
(Props to anyone who remotely knows the reference here)
MYTH THREE
Sushi is raw fish
Phi Slamma sold out:
FACT
I receive no compensation for my awesomeness here. Now, because I am responsible for my posts now and Rev and I have discussed copyright law over martinis the last few days, I cannot post the "Broke Panda" picture I found on deviant art. I nearly choked on my complementary caviar when I heard I can no longer use profanities on things I post on the front page. The SB Nation massage therapist had to get me a glass of Fiji water to wash it down before I ruined my lunch. Quail is not going to eat itself, you know.
I hope this clears up a few things. Honestly, I want to save the good stuff for later on (HH willing) against the dreaded Halowood. I’m hoping you all see the potential of a Halowood vs Phi in the next round and vote accordingly.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
by PhiSlamma on Jan 6, 2012 11:20 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
The mole on that chick's right boob bothers me.
Sorry if that’s your sister/girlfriend/mother/aunt/niece.
Winning doesn't matter. -Lyle
I think that's something I'd probably be able to look past...
CJ Wilson is OUR douche now!
by ryanfea on Jan 6, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
You're right...
Nothing like fake boobs, fake hair, and fake personality (I assume).
Winning doesn't matter. -Lyle
Fake hair, natural everything else
and a really awesome person, actually. One of those “book does not match its cover” type things. Like a book with dragons on the cover but its really about female only tea parties to discuss gardening.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
I stand corrected.
Again.
I feel like I should sign up under another username just to vote for you. That might make up for all my dickish comments.
Winning doesn't matter. -Lyle
You're 0-2 5th,
you’re going to salt lake for a few weeks.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 6, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions
I know...
I just need to go to SLC and figure some things out. Work on the holes in my posts, get back to basics with my mechanics.
Winning doesn't matter. -Lyle
good thing she has 2 boobs then
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
I need further evidence before agreeing with your conclusion
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 6, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
Comm Nate, if it wouldn't get me insta banned I would be all over it for you, broheim.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
Now you changed your sig line, too?!
Why are you so amenable?! It isn’t fair.
Winning doesn't matter. -Lyle
Just email them to my haloball account.
I’ll make sure Nate gets them, and I won’t even look.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 6, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions
Don't bother me
Don't call me Bugs. Although Bugs Bunny could do it all on the baseball field.
by highlandhalo on Jan 6, 2012 10:25 PM PST up reply actions
Damn--I was sure I'd found your aborted clones in a box my old roommate had left behind the other day
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 6, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
I.... I want everything in this picture
Even the People’s Mag.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
So did I...the thing in the case on top said it flys...a f***ing FLYING ROBOT
Sadly, they all take 47 million batteries and none of them worked after at least a half hour of combined effort. Now they are just sitting there, mocking us.
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 6, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
I feel like a flying robot is too awesome not to work.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
Yet another lie perpetuated by toy companies and the Chinese government
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 6, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
is your roommate of Asian decent?
(no racism)
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions
I beg to differ
Your Angels: Telling Pythagoras to go to hell since 2004.
by sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher on Jan 6, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Nah
Those toys were supposed to go to some charity event way back in college which didn’t end up happening (can’t remember why now). Since then, they’d been stuck in the boxes they were shipped in deep in the depths of this huge closet we have. He left them behind when he moved and we found ’em when the rest of us decided to clean out said closet.
I kinda feel like he was lying to us for the past 2-3 years. Bastard.
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 7, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
^^^ 1000th HH COMMENT ^^^
in just under 1 year. Here’s to many more.
and a 19th seed in next year’s bracket.
I am going to have to come up with something good for the selection process next year
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
Free-for-all thread
Everyone posts the most awesome ish they can come up with, no limits, no structure, just a 24-48 hour time limit. Then have another thread where everyone votes for the best posts and seed off of that and contributions over the year.
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 6, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions
I think only the mod people can track that
Plus, that sounds alarmingly similar to the title that DFA guy has in 2pints’ sig.
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 6, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions
I better beat pattimelt based on my sig alone
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions
But then that douchebag from AN (Designatedforassignment) will get in, based on the fact that he's one of the most rec'd posters!!!
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
I am like 50 away.
And our avatars still need to battle.
Unlike this cat, my love for the LAA will never die.
I'm voting for you because that chick is hot.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 6, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
I think Brian Wilson's problem was over-eating, not over-exposure.
Oh wait, you’re talking about the closer.
Winning doesn't matter. -Lyle
There will be blood tonight!
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
by red floyd on Jan 6, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
My name is Red Floyd - prepare to die
"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you." - Woody Hayes
by johnnyangel101 on Jan 6, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
I drink your milkshake!
Your Angels: Telling Pythagoras to go to hell since 2004.
by sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher on Jan 6, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions
Another tough match up
I’ve gone on record with my appreciation of DOV. But Phi brings a similar level of “WTF” hilarity to HH and also manages to chip in with some actual baseball intellect from time to time. Simply a more well-rounded blogger.
Sorry DOV. You’re still awesome in my book but Phi has my vote today.
+1
Phi can actually articulate his thoughts at times. But, he’s still boner-ifically hilarious
go long with extenze...i do
by angelsownredsux on Jan 6, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
This is like the Iowa Caucuses!
Accept I’d rather have either of these fellas in the white house right now.
Tim Salmon + Yankee cap = HOF.
by gitchogritchoffmypetis on Jan 6, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
AWESOME!
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 6, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions
DOV needs to elevate his game in one department.
MAXIMAL STRIKETHROUGH
Phi is the alpha seed of strikethrough.
Hey Turk
have a pic that you want to represent you/is you?
Im going to have a lot of paint created pics up if I dont get some user submitted material.
Same goes for everyone else who has an upcoming thingy.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…“mohawk”.
Winning doesn't matter. -Lyle
by 5thStarter on Jan 6, 2012 11:34 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Phi, I'm a rookie here, and I do truly love you.
Your Chow pics are worth 10,000 words. I just felt like being a complete a-hole, I guess.
Winning doesn't matter. -Lyle
The hair style has its own story
its not as douchey as one might think. Its actually quite sad/silly.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
Mohawks are one of few options
for guys who have receding hairlines and still want to seem hip.
Where were you on December 8th, 2011 - Pujols Day?
by Rally Manatee on Jan 6, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
In addition to rescinding my jerkish comments...
I owe you a beer if we’re ever at the same Halos game together.
Kind of like a sympathy vote for going with DOV.
Winning doesn't matter. -Lyle
Insert Richard Gere hamster joke...
Right up Richard Gere’s…uh…never mind.
Winning doesn't matter. -Lyle
Getting Gere with me?
Tom Selick’s mustache has something to say about that.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
My mom is still in love with this guy.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 6, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions
Tom says to go ahead and send her over.
After this off-season, I have no recollection of this Del Ninja character we used to discuss.
There is plenty of space
on the Mustache Ride Express
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
I made a slight change to my profile
you might recognize the sig I have now.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
It's not fair, I tells ya!
You’re too damn friendly.
How about this? If it comes within one vote, you get to claim victory, because I’m officially un-voting for DOV.
Way to campaign, sir. The GOP could learn a few things from you.
Winning doesn't matter. -Lyle
Getting them outta the way
At work …
And …
Play.
by eyespy on Jan 6, 2012 11:35 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
The tumbling one made me rofl for a significant period of time.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
so it looked exactly like the gif you were rofl'ing about?
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions
I gotta vote DOV, sorry humanity.
Because I cracked wise about his wife I feel like I owe him one.
Unlike this cat, my love for the LAA will never die.
PhiSlamma looks like he's about to Glee it up.
To cool for me. I’ll be bitter from afar.
Unlike this cat, my love for the LAA will never die.
by NathanielS on Jan 6, 2012 11:41 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Somehow I knew it was a bad idea to stray away from solely posting Panda pictures.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
interloper
"Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Peter Bourjos" ~ markinca
anteloper?
Your Angels: Telling Pythagoras to go to hell since 2004.
by sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher on Jan 6, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions
Alter ego > Actual ego
NOT MY QUINNY!!!!
by halofan4life on Jan 6, 2012 1:17 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
DOV is good for cheap entertainment, but PhiSamma actually has some good thoughts.
Besides, all those GIfs slow my computer down and it annoys me.
Bracket thread updated
Schedules posted shortly. Ill update here throughout the day.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
BTW, is that you drinking straight from the wine bag?
Major props if so. Have not done that since like 2008.
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 6, 2012 12:26 PM PST via Android app reply actions
That was last new years
and yeah, Space Bags are really good at:
1. Tasting delicious for exactly 13 minutes
2. Getting you all shammered
3. Getting you incredibly sick from all the sugar
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
I attempted the bag-o-wine at bowl game between UCLA and FSU at AT&T park in San Fran.
Bad bad idea. Needless to say, I missed most of the game, lost my friends, and lost my buddies cell phone.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 6, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
Have either of you done the Camelbak full of jungle juice at a big party?
That’s a fun time.
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 6, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions
so that's why my son bought a Camelbak.....
The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends.
It really is a wonderous device
Good for many situations: combat hydration; athletics; party awesomeness; lethargy enhancement…
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 6, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
I used to put scotch in one to have while snowboarding.
I quit doing that in an effort to continue living.
After this off-season, I have no recollection of this Del Ninja character we used to discuss.
by snowhor on Jan 6, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
How's that effort going?
I’ve been considering it myself. Still doing preliminary research though.
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 6, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions
I appear to still be alive limiting scotch on the rocks to home and the not so occasional bar.
Snowboarding is different now, though.
After this off-season, I have no recollection of this Del Ninja character we used to discuss.
Can't say I have Nate,
although it does sound tempting.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 6, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions
This battle shoulda been a fanshot.
Dear Texas: "One, two...........THREE!" The next number IS THREE!!!
by Stirrups on Jan 6, 2012 12:26 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
oh man
I’m supposed to work with this going on??? shit
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
thought you lived in hermosa?
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions
Moved
I think I said in one of these recent posts.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
unfortunately I do not memorize every word you say
just 99.9999999999999% of it
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions
Im hurt
I can feel that .000000000000001 lack of effort…. in my heart.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
GIFSoup"/>
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 6:44 PM PST up reply actions
dude, still need to get shit in order in my garaje
I’m a lagger
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions
PhiSlamma
I’m sorry, DoV, too many of your GIFs have – especially those involving people of color and knives, have generated permanent retinal and neuron damage.
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
My concern is Phi picked this time to stop drinking
Whereas DOV will have driven 4000 miles in traffic today and come home to his managerie, ready his arsenal of GIFs and wish he was drinking.
CONGER, CONGER, CONGER !!!
by steelgolf on Jan 6, 2012 12:36 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
DoV
This competition needs insanity, and DoV is certifiable
I see red people
by The Limey on Jan 6, 2012 12:38 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
thank you
i was hoping for the international vote
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
Well you've got south London...
…don’t expect anything from the French, they’re all diseased
I see red people
by The Limey on Jan 6, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
The French are all diseased?
I thought they were just cheese loving surrender monkies.
CONGER, CONGER, CONGER !!!
as much as I love you DOV, Romania votes for PHI.
Though this is for me the toughest matchup.
12/8/11!!! What a day!
by stuck in Romania on Jan 7, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions
At least for gifs, try to remember to put something in the subject line so people can have the option to collapse it.
Thanks.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 6, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
No worried dude. :D
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 6, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
worries*
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 6, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
Check your email.
I sent you a four page warning.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 6, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
I was kidding duder.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 6, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions
This match is tied already.
Which is cool since all the other bouts have been blow outs.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
LOL BONERS ARE HILARIOUS!!!
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
by red floyd on Jan 6, 2012 12:48 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Sorry, DOV... gotta go with my man Phi
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
I bet PhiSlamma
has really strong opinions about Blink-182
Unlike this cat, my love for the LAA will never die.
He leaves them roses by the stairs
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 6, 2012 1:01 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Carry me home?
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 6, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
I mean, I will not go.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 6, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
You f***ed up my life!
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 6, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions
Damn, bro
did I do something to you or something? All this unbridled hate from you…. I just…. I dont know.
Also, I wrote you a four page email about Blink 182, check your email.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
If I were to hate, I would've gone the Pennywise route, simply due to your hometown area.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 6, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions
Post the e-mail
It’s lookin’ like one of those doldrums afternoons here at my desk.
Plus, there was a time when I kind of modeled my life after Mark Hoppus.
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 6, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions
I think you and I need better jobs
I waste so much time on HH
Unlike this cat, my love for the LAA will never die.
if you had a better job
no more HH
this is one of the reasons why i am no this site and not working
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
I've thought this too
But nobody I’ve applied to seems to think so.
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 6, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions
I've noticed you posting on Badass Digest too
same name and pic. I’m stalking you…
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
yeah, I like that site
not everything on it is for me, but there’s enough to keep me going back. I don’t comment though, just read the articles.
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions
They are a thinned skin lot
HH is my internet find of the last year. 98% of you people are pretty awesome.
Unlike this cat, my love for the LAA will never die.
1% is you.
The other is my hiked up, rice bag swim trunks on Fremont St.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 6, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions
If you joined, then purposed a Longoria trade RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE
You are the two percent.
Unlike this cat, my love for the LAA will never die.
Or if you are a LSB/LL/AN/OTM troll
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 6, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions
so jealous you've got time today
I’m f****ing buried at work. fml
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions
After he jumped off the deep end 5-6 years back, I kinda agree
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 6, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions
I think Nate needed better roled modeleds.
The NSYNC of punk/Best Spork cover band ever?
You sir have always been better than that.
Tim Salmon + Yankee cap = HOF.
by gitchogritchoffmypetis on Jan 6, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
Gateway band
Probably never would have gotten into BR and all the stuff I’ve listened to for the last 10+ years without them. Definitely wouldn’t have picked up a guitar. Plus, their first 3-4 albums are still pretty sweet.
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 6, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions
^ This ^
NOT MY QUINNY!!!!
by halofan4life on Jan 6, 2012 3:36 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
I just found this on my computer and it made me lawl:
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 6, 2012 12:55 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Maddox!
Tim Salmon: The once and future Kingfish.
by Teixeira Who? on Jan 6, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions
Nice catch.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 6, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions
wait to vote people until i have time to get drunk and
write my post
epic post and will use no gifs
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
I already voted DOV.
Me so solly.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 6, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
Stirrups, he of Big Voting Thumbs, standing by...
Dear Texas: "One, two...........THREE!" The next number IS THREE!!!
LOL BONERS ARE HILARIOUS
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
by red floyd on Jan 6, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I await your shameless self promotion DOV.
And will not vote until then.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
Dude, I thought you were drunk all the time
by Big Easy Halofan on Jan 6, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions
not the case
never around the kids
o beer during dinner but once i put the kids down and washed the dishes then BAM beer in hand and trolling the AL WEST
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
So for us, that would have been all the time
in the sense that we never saw you on here unless you were in beer mode.
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
I haven't voted yet.
I’ve been away all day, smuggling dogs across international borders, and now I’m trying to wade through this thread and PEOPLE KEEP POSTING WHILE I’M TRYING TO READ IT, DAMMIT!
Nate, how are we going to top this?
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
Cookies and beer
Scioscialist Party of America - Redistributing your defense since 2000.
by Commander_Nate on Jan 6, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions
dude CommNate
did you see what i got for xmas????
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions
DUDE
That’s the same exact kit I got. From the same place too. Did I send you the link way back? Are you stalking me?
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 6, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions
haha, yeah you sent me that link like 9 months ago
been thinking about it ever since. my mom’s business has been booming so I went the shameless route and basically told her to buy it for me, and she did. stoked!
I need to make some room in my garage, build some surf racks and what not, then I’ll start messing around with it. once I’m at that point (hopefully just a week or 2 away) I’ll let you know so we can bro down about it and you can give me some tips.
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions
For sure
I haven’t been doing it as often the place 6+ months or so, but I have a bit left from the batch I made end of Oct/early Nov. Haven’t had the time to dedicate to taking it further.
What recipe did you go with for your first batch?
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 6, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions
to be honest I don't even know
like I said, my mom bought it for me (no I’m not a mama’s boy, I swear). its still in the boxes it came in, I didn’t want to open them until I was ready to set shit up. knowing my mom she probably just went with the default, which is the golden ale. seems like a decent one to start with.
what’re your favorites so far that you’ve brewed? I like all beers but have been digging pale ales and IPAs lately.
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 9:33 PM PST up reply actions
The past couple of times I've made my own recipe
It’s a red ale that I think I’ve gotten down pretty good. Generally I prefer heavier stuff (IPAs/Reds, Stouts). That place has an American Pale Ale recipe that was pretty good. Their Honey Wheat is also pretty delicious and easy to make if you’re going for something lighter.
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 7, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
OK PEOPLE, LISTEN UP!
We need everyone’s addresses where you live so we can mail your bribes.
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
How 'bout cookiebeer?
Scioscialist Party of America - Redistributing your defense since 2000.
by Commander_Nate on Jan 6, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions
I haven't voted yet, so I'll wait to see what you post.
I’ve been away all day, smuggling dogs across international borders, and now I’m trying to wade through this thread and PEOPLE KEEP POSTING WHILE I’M TRYING TO READ IT, DAMMIT!
Nate, how are we going to top this?
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
Do I know you from somewhere?
Are you one of my kids? Or maybe one of my cousins?
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
Hmmm.
I can’t keep this charade going any longer. I’m not your father.
Winning doesn't matter. -Lyle
5thStarter.... You are NOT the father!
Your Angels: Telling Pythagoras to go to hell since 2004.
by sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher on Jan 6, 2012 9:33 PM PST up reply actions
Where's the elusive DOV pic? Show yourself!!!!! Preferably something embarrassing.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 6, 2012 12:58 PM PST reply actions
ask
sheisalovelyladyandblahblah he has met me
or search there is a picture some where
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
Do you have pics of you with bleached blonde bimbos?
I have yet to vote, and that will only help your case.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 6, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
no
i dont live in LA
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
Only thing I can find is what I believe to be your LinkedIn profile pic. You're holding one of your kids in it.
Classy.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 6, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
ya that is me
i am the one behind the camera most of the time
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
he's got an Ervin Santana beard
and kinda looks like Abe Lincoln. at least that was a pic that he posted last year.
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions
So he's Cousin Mose from The Office?
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 6, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Very close likeness
except cousin Mose can’t drive. DOV wishes he didn’t have to drive.
CONGER, CONGER, CONGER !!!
so true
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
finger to nose
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions
He's Mike Schur, produce and writer of The Office and P&R?
"It is a haunted game in which every player is measured against the ghosts of all who have gone before."
No, DOV produces children
and presents GIFs. And his chin beard is slighty thinner. I think he is trying to be pseudo Amish.
CONGER, CONGER, CONGER !!!
This comment is full of win.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 6, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions
I found it already:
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 6, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
hell no
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
I was hoping someone remembered.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 6, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions
Hurrrrr Durrrrrr
After this off-season, I have no recollection of this Del Ninja character we used to discuss.
by snowhor on Jan 6, 2012 1:01 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Tough vote.
This seems like it should have been a matchup for a later round, though Phil vs. Halowood was fun once and should be again.
After this off-season, I have no recollection of this Del Ninja character we used to discuss.
I actually have a diabolical plan for that matchup which should be hilarious
But since this vote is so close, I have no idea if that is going to happen. This is ridiculous, such a nail biter.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
Waiting patiently for DOV's response to Phi.
A wise man does not need advice and a fool won't take it.
by angelslogic on Jan 6, 2012 1:30 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
Im already planning a full blown panda-laced counterattack
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
way too close to call
but Phi got my vote merely because he created the opportunity to vote
The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends.
Wow, very close right now -- voted for the mowhawk because of the mowhawk
Waiting for a smattering of GIFs from DOV…
by Big Easy Halofan on Jan 6, 2012 2:18 PM PST reply actions
I just had a thought
what if he has a mega post with GIFs that… that are all pandas.
Is that like dividing by zero? What would happen?
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
The Earth is immediately sucked into an astral plane...
…and we all turn into pandas.
by Big Easy Halofan on Jan 6, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions
Not racist enough for DOV.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 6, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions
What if it were unnatural albino Pandas
whose sole mission in life is to eliminate bi-colored pandas due to pure, unadulterated racism of the Albino Pandarian race?
What then Mayhem?
Huh?
Yeah thought so.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
DOV....did you lose this?
The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends.
by ladybug on Jan 6, 2012 2:35 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
ladybug is not even in this matchup and she has just taken a commanding lead
time to get busy DOV, you are being pummeled.
CONGER, CONGER, CONGER !!!
I suspect the first round upset is going to be 'Bug trashing CKOD.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
is that an upset?
in my mind bug was a shoe in
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions
According to the seeding, yeah, it would be.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
No way.
I’m campaigning hard for CKOD.
Much love to ladybug, but my boy CKOD is the ish!
Winning doesn't matter. -Lyle
you just cemented my vote for bug
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions
hey!!
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
That's what she said?
Winning doesn't matter. -Lyle
by 5thStarter on Jan 6, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Wait, am I really offending you right now?
If so, I apologize.
I just like CKOD.
Winning doesn't matter. -Lyle
I'm difficult to offend in this manner, so no apologies necessary.
And Bug’s my pal.
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
partner in crime!!
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
Phew.
Didn’t want to ruffle your feathers.
Same goes for you, ladybug!
I hope to get to know you both better at some point!
Winning doesn't matter. -Lyle
Hey, I come with my tail between my legs.
I’m new, I just want to make friends!
I’m so lonely…
Winning doesn't matter. -Lyle
that's us....friend to the friendless
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
..
Your Angels: Telling Pythagoras to go to hell since 2004.
by sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher on Jan 6, 2012 9:34 PM PST up reply actions
saying "I'm new" only works the first 300 times you use it
I’d say that excuse is just about over with
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions
Thanks for pulling me back from the brink
I was about to bake him some violin-shaped cookies.
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
please still make some!!
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
you wouldn't like it here
its been 80 degrees all week. it blows
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions
My cabin is in Blue Jay.
So more like high 50s, but it’s got sunlight! I crave me some vitamin D
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
Aha!
So that’s why you don’t like me.
Well, at least I can put that to rest.
Winning doesn't matter. -Lyle
It's not that we don't like you
you haven’t bought us a drink yet.
One word: Vegas
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
who said I didn't like you?
I love all of God’s Angel’s creatures
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions
Let me guess... you've been rec'd more than anyone on AN except for Designatedforassignment
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
~sniff~sniff~ I thought I was the only one
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
prolly not
you were supposed to correct me by saying “Dale Carnegie” then I would respond that he’s doing it with money…sheeze, you make a terrible straight man
Well, come see a fat old man some time!
George and Gracie=Doggy & Opie
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
They say the same thing about me.
Except, I don’t think they mean it the same way as you do.
Your Angels: Telling Pythagoras to go to hell since 2004.
by sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher on Jan 6, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions
see?? If you really knew me, you'd know the correct answer is Racer 5 or some equivalent IPA
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
Panda Porn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nmq2z4yuZs
Unlike this cat, my love for the LAA will never die.
I don't know...
The mole on that one panda’s right boob kind of bothers me.
Winning doesn't matter. -Lyle
by 5thStarter on Jan 6, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
The lag in a retaliatory strike from DoV has me waiting, lurking.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
I don't know why the vote is so close
PhiSlamma should be walking away with this easily. No offense DOV, but Phi is at an entirely higher level.
Maybe two. Possibly more.
'bug is killing it today.
Gearing up for her showdown, most likely.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
That's when she's gonna bust out her pin-up girl pics.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 6, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions
Michelle Bachmann?
"When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."
Michelle wishes she looked that good.
Not too mention intelligent.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
My Cod, look at the goiter on that one.
Take yer meds Mamie, yer eyes is buggin’ out again!
What the heck did they do to treat thyroid disease back then, aside from locking the women in the attic? Ground up essence of sheep’s thyroid or something?
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
iodine
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
I think back then, pretty much everything didn't work so great.
hell, handwashing wasn’t popular until the mid 1800’s
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
shhhhhhhh, that was supposed to be a secret
The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends.
Obviously DOV made an account for each of his kids and is stuffing the ballot box.
Approves:
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 6, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions
And you better not have a problem with it
Scioscialist Party of America - Redistributing your defense since 2000.
by Commander_Nate on Jan 6, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions
DOV is comedic foil to HH, his GIFS have made me dumber and caused me vertigo symptoms.
Yet, I shall cast mine vote his way. He is OUR Alan/Zach Galifianakis, and we’re darned proud to have him.
I can't vote for DOV, if only because of his fantasy football league.
I think he went to the settings page, had one of his babies mash down on the keyboard, and whatever came of that ended up being the rules/settings/scoring for the year. Fantasy football is too serious for that kind of crap.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
I need a method to the madness.
Plus, I hate kids.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 6, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions
I wonder if you saying "I hate kids"
will generate the same backlash as when people said they hated cats. me thinks not, which is sad
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 4:34 PM PST up reply actions
I don't REALLY hate kids, I guess. I mean, I love my nieces and nephew to death.
Kids, to me, are like telling people about a dream you had the night before, or what your fantasy team did over the weekend: if it aint mine, then I really don’t give a F.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 6, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions
I'll send you mine so you can really, REALLY be sure about your feelings. True friends sacrifice that way
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
Children are like farts
You can barely stand you own
Well, come see a fat old man some time!
by Moondoggy on Jan 6, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
amen, bruthahhh
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
I think people are voting for DOV just to fuck with us.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 6, 2012 4:10 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Man, this is brutal.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
dude, its tied 39 to 39 right now
I guess DOV has more fans than I thought…which just shows how sick some of the people who frequent this place truly are.
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions
Truer words, hath not been spoken.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jan 6, 2012 6:53 PM PST up reply actions
Make that 40-39 DOV!
I feel like Clarence Thomas casting the deciding vote in the 2000 election.
Your Angels: Telling Pythagoras to go to hell since 2004.
by sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher on Jan 6, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions
DOV is extremely popular for some reason
Either that or everyone has sympathy for his wife giving birth to 996 children
CJ Wilson is OUR douche now!
Funny thing is
DOV’s dad is the crazy one.
Found that out during last year’s doubleheader in Oakland.
Your Angels: Telling Pythagoras to go to hell since 2004.
by sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher on Jan 6, 2012 9:37 PM PST up reply actions
997 children.
Get it right ryanfea. No wonder you’ve been banned numerous times.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
PHISLAMMA
Quick question, so I can make sure I follow the rules when it’s my turn…
Thought you were only allowed to post ONCE in the thread that you were competing in— no replies were allowed..
If so, you just blew your own rules..
Ah, yeah, I forgot to change that rule.
That rule, I found, was pointless. Ill make that change asap.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
-------------------SCHEDULE---------------------
First round matchups through this month, check it out here
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
No, but mai name isn't there, but mai tai is.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
I see the matchups, but not a schedule.
What am I doing wrong?
Dear Texas: "One, two...........THREE!" The next number IS THREE!!!
breathing? heart contractions?
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
That's probably it. Gotta stop breathing.
Dear Texas: "One, two...........THREE!" The next number IS THREE!!!
Ok. Time's up. DOV defaults on his mega-post.
Phi takes my vote, if for no other reason than Panda-Power.
Dear Texas: "One, two...........THREE!" The next number IS THREE!!!
dude i just got home
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
And I'm headed out. Friday night beckons!
So much tequila. Such little glasses. Our goal, ladies and gentlemen, is to survive all the way to tequila pancakes…
Dear Texas: "One, two...........THREE!" The next number IS THREE!!!
have one, or two, or three for me. Lots of limes please
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
DOV MEGA EPIC POST - PhiSlamma can have the blonds becasue i will have the redheads
Today was busy at work so i have not had a real chance to write something down.
finally home and with my second Carlsberg Elephant (Denmark votes i get) in hand i feel ready to type.
HISTORY
i found the site by pure chance. before i had many angels websites but never angelswin.com (pricks) but once i came here i visited everyday. I really did not join until a year later due in large part to my lack of cool name idea.
Other ideas: J-Dub, NAP Attack, LOL BONERS
But i had my first son Vlad and I got my name DAD OF VLAD
I was a big Vladdy G fan but a bigger GA fan. we are both lazy
Evidence to my greatness ok-ness.
1) my ban from Lesbo Star Ball
one post and banned
2) The comments in this post
3) Most deleted comments ever for HH
4) Most warning without a ban
5) The day Napoli was traded and my talk with Jessie the movie star
6) My cute kids 
7) i was on TV Twice
&
8) i may be know as the great gifer but i still remember the little people.
CONCLUSION
I may not be big in stats but i never liked stats i am a big fan of heart and x-factor that is why we won in 2002. I am getting a nice buzz now and sitting next to the heater is nice ya. TEXAS sucks balls and the A’s stands for Ass wipes of the Angels.
I know the only great post i had was about my shitty job but i feel that all of you are my family and thanks for the great times and helping me past time at my work.
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
by DAD OF VLAD on Jan 6, 2012 7:48 PM PST reply actions 6 recs
GOD I LOVE CHRISTINA HENDRICKS!!!!!
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions
I'm assuming you didn't win the showcase????
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions
that is right
it was my doppleganger
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
DOV straight layin' his case out!
Now I remember why I voted for you (then took it back and gave it to Phi)!
Winning doesn't matter. -Lyle
I pour two Guinness (Guinnii?) and this post goes up...this is a good start to the night
Scioscialist Party of America - Redistributing your defense since 2000.
by Commander_Nate on Jan 6, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions
Where's your daughter? I only count two kids, and I know you've got at least one more.
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
Our family Christmas Card
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
by DAD OF VLAD on Jan 6, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
SUCKER!!!!
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, maybe.
It’s really a hard choice for me, if you remember how DOV and I started our acquaintance.
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
how was that?
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
You posted your first several, awful, obnoxious posts
in a game thread. I asked if anyone had seen Dono, and you screamed (in caps) BASEBALL ONLY!!!!
or a facsimile thereof.
I think you were drunk
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
come on
i bet if we met in person you would like me
as long as we kept it about baseball
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
You can't keep it about baseball, so just shut up.
And I like you sometimes now, but back then it was pretty damned rude, since I was asking about a member of HH.
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
where is Dono
i was wondering that early today?
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
Is that my cue?
I thought the guy only showed up on game threads, already lit up.
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
he only shows up during game threads?
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
Angrier next time.
Try DOV’s knife-wielding woman gif next time.
(At least I think it was a woman)
Your Angels: Telling Pythagoras to go to hell since 2004.
by sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher on Jan 6, 2012 9:45 PM PST up reply actions
I do not
please fill me in
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions
Vlad is pissed
but Finnegan (hopefully I remembered that right) looks pretty happy
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions
Vlad was upset he could not finish Cars 2 for the 100th time
and finn was full from a bottle of warm milk
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
other name we liked
Mia, Antonina, Maximilian, Lincoln, Aldo,
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
he is like that
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
by DAD OF VLAD on Jan 6, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I guess ...
someone in the family has to be
by eyespy on Jan 6, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
ha!
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions
i know i am not
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
he was playing in a fountain in downtown disney
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
respect for the carlsberg. respect.
hula dula da dominoes rula.
by DanishThunder on Jan 7, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions
It is a great beer
but very little respect in the states
i dont know why
hard to find in liqueur stores i get mine at my local BevMo traveling 10 miles out of my way to get it
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
woa that's dedication, you must have some viking warrior in you.
when i’ll be going to AZ in march they better have some carlsberg or tuborg in stock. no offense, but i’m not keen with american beers. unless if corona counts?
hula dula da dominoes rula.
by DanishThunder on Jan 9, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions
go to a BevMO
they are the only place i can find it near me
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
cool, got that noted. i hope there wont be an issue buying alcohol since i'm only 20.
hula dula da dominoes rula.
by DanishThunder on Jan 10, 2012 5:05 AM PST up reply actions
might be an issue
but give a homeless man $20 bucks to walk in and get it for you and let him keep the change
Nothing says Sundays like the thump of an Andy Lee punt followed by the frantic backpedaling of a return man.
- jveezy
damn, that might do the trick. what about drinking at the stadium?
is it really something cops make a deal out of?
hula dula da dominoes rula.
by DanishThunder on Jan 10, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions
if you can grow some good facial hair
you might not get carded
the first time i was carded i was married with a new born and 23 years old
and i bought a cooking wine
Nothing says Sundays like the thump of an Andy Lee punt followed by the frantic backpedaling of a return man.
- jveezy
wow, that's ridiculous!
its all very strange to me, coming from a culture which is founded on beer and has a legal drinking age af 16. but hey, what do i know.
hula dula da dominoes rula.
by DanishThunder on Jan 10, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions
21 is the drinking age
remember America at one time banned Acholoh sales of any kind for like 12 years and some states sell anything more then beer at state owned stores and some states dont sell on sundays or after 1pm
Nothing says Sundays like the thump of an Andy Lee punt followed by the frantic backpedaling of a return man.
- jveezy
by DAD OF VLAD on Jan 10, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions
DOV
for (surprisingly) not triggering the spam flag.
On a side note, I hated your ass for over a year.
Took me awhile to see the awesome that was hidden underneath all that crap.
You have my vote.
"Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Peter Bourjos" ~ markinca
by blast21dave on Jan 6, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
wow. hated? really????
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 9:23 PM PST up reply actions
Well, maybe not hate
but seriously annoyed the shit out of me would be more like it.
"Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Peter Bourjos" ~ markinca
Wow. I had no idea you looked so much like Drew Carey!
Dear Texas: "One, two...........THREE!" The next number IS THREE!!!
by Stirrups on Jan 7, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I can only rec Hendiricks once?
Seems wrong somehow…..
Unlike this cat, my love for the LAA will never die.
Awaiting Retaliation
"When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."
only panda not in a cage but should be
never see him and Phi at the sametime
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
This battle should be on Pay Per View or something
How is it free?
Tim Salmon: The once and future Kingfish.
Internet streaming
I would give you the link, but that sort of action is frond upon on this site, and could get me banned.
i fight dirty
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
The Great Gifer will always get my vote!
You cool and your pop is very feisty.
Your Angels: Telling Pythagoras to go to hell since 2004.
by sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher on Jan 6, 2012 8:14 PM PST up reply actions
Ohhhh, and he comes out with the Bollywood martial arts GIF
that is very strong.
CONGER, CONGER, CONGER !!!
What a roller coaster ride this thing is
First one easy — Johnsamo gone before I joined (or was paying attention). Halowood was a revelation as to what a truly terrible blogger can do to a thread. Admittedly, I was a blogosphere neophyte, but I had no idea how many unstable people let everything hang out for the world to see.
Second one tortuous — Mayheminthehood is one of the uber-coolest people I’ve ever met. He’s the kind of person I want to hang out with in the vain hope that a tiny fraction of his coolness will rub off on me (note to self…it never does). But every time Red signs on to a game thread, his wit and rocket scientist-quick response to pop culture references amaze and make smile. Truth? I should have abstained (but as my ex-wife and eldest child knows, it’s not in my nature).
Third one easy — Canard is witty, articulate and insightful. But Matt Welch is Mattwelch. It just wasn’t difficult for me.
Now — difficult again — Phi’s nihilistic charge into self-destruction is epic to behold. The fact that he brings us along for the ride is enthralling. Kinda like passing an automobile accident at night with the flares abounding and gurneys with sheet covered bodies waiting for transport — you just cannot look away. DOV, on the other hand, is like my experience with beer. The first sip of my Dad’s beer was nasty bitter and I proclaimed that this was a once in a lifetime experience (could be his choice in brand…back then, you could by the economy size of Brew 102 — that’s my folks, people, 102 and wine in a bag. Scotch? “Son, the Chivas is for when important people come over, pour me three fingers of the Sav-on.”). But as many other things, it was an acquired taste, such that even 30 years after my last glass of the stuff, the memory lingers, fondly. Such as it is with DOV, the distaste has morphed into fondness. I laugh when his posts hit now, and I say to myself, “What an idiot.” He has become a guilty pleasure that I cannot deny.
My vote to DOV
Well, come see a fat old man some time!
by Moondoggy on Jan 6, 2012 7:55 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
thank you bro
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
his seed was sown a long time ago
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
it was funny, admit it
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
fine, dammit. I'll buy you one of those unleaded beers in Vegas
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
Ew.
Beer is bad enough, but the fake beer? I don’t see the point at all.
I’ll take a nice cider over beer, even Lambic although that stuff’s pretty good.
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
DOV might win this whole fucking thing
CJ Wilson is OUR douche now!
by ryanfea on Jan 6, 2012 9:37 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Phi going out in the first would be like Duke losing to Cal State Northridge..
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
if it happens I'm going to be super bummed
really wanted to see Phi vs Halowood. no offense DOV
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 6, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I feel snubbed from the bracket for absolutely no
logical reason. All I know is this nonsense is classic and kills the time til Spring.
Angels Baseball--"A collusion of one"-Sam Miller
by autry's cowboys on Jan 6, 2012 9:51 PM PST via mobile reply actions
I picked the wrong 12 hour period to stop sniffing glue
btw don’t ever try to google image search for this. It will make you want to cry every tear you have.
This matchup has made me neglect the rest of the site
And any other news for that matter. We signed cantu? Whatever…
We're still gonna fly flags
by Sorbo182 on Jan 6, 2012 11:31 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Count me amongst the many, obnoxiously, undecided voters.
I still don’t know how to vote. Phi’s posts are often hilarious, borderline manic in their style. DOV is like that annoying hanger on, that at first impression, is utterly disdainful, but after a while, becomes almost welcomed. I really am torn. Not sure how i’m gonna cast my vote….
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
Came down to who I want to see take on halowood
While dov is amazing, phi vs halowood is what this is all about. Vote phi
by Balls and Strikes on Jan 7, 2012 6:42 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Screw Whats The Matter With Kansas...im writing a new book called Whats The Matter With Halos Heaven.
Itll be about the community which feeds off of the baseball welfare in the form of intelligent, thoughtful, poignant, breaking Angels news…the best in the biz. But when it comes time to hit the polls, they vote for the candidate who seemingly goes against all that helps them; someone who, lets face it, would be most at home at Lone Star Ball out of any of us, regardless of his current standing at said site(being banned there after one comment, to me, means it took one to know one and he was among kindred, inane spirits).
Im fighting for Phi because he’s probably getting some skank at Madame Wongs right now while DOV makes his late-night voting surge, predicated on his ability to have kids, which as Bill Hicks once said, is “no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.”
God help all of you.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 7, 2012 12:49 AM PST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
DOV is ok, too, in this matchup but Phi has brought the ruckus more often and usually with more originality.
DOV makes me laugh, too, but I get worried its for the wrong reasons…like the fact that he simultaneously has the shortest posts/comments on here AND is the leader in the clubhouse when it comes to grammatical/spelling errors. Not an easy feat.
To be honest, now that im not drinking, I’m not sure I could do more than five minutes hanging with either guy. Just too much.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 7, 2012 11:05 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Note his sig
I may be write behind him in the grammatical/typo pool
Well, come see a fat old man some time!
I'm currently wearing a tshirt with you on it.
You can do no wrong.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 7, 2012 11:33 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
*too much partying.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 7, 2012 11:30 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Madame Wongs is still open?
How about the Honk Kong cafe? have not been around there since the mid 80s
CONGER, CONGER, CONGER !!!
He's not at Madame Kimay' Philipino Palace?
I’ve wiped entire civilizations off my stomach with a gym sock!
I came close to banning PHI and DOV a few times
What they share is a collective case of the “I DON GIVE NO FUCK ABOUT IT, REV, JUST BRING ON THE BUZZ” that makes banning useless. They have both graced our understanding of what it means to be a fan with a reminder that to be a fan you kinda have to get in touch with you bullying drunken ballbuster who is too smart to get caught by the security guard.
Tough vote here. PHI gets points form coming up with this brilliant series but what about the time DOV posted about why he hates his job?
by Rev Halofan on Jan 7, 2012 1:02 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
Rev, it was a tough call for me (as stated above)
I could have easily went with Phi, because he is brilliant in an anarchistic, nihilistic fashion and, in my relatively safe, crashing through middle age, existence, I get to live the danger vicariously. But simply put, DOV makes me laugh. At this particular point in my life, the escape of laughter gives me a greater return, than vicarious drama infused with humor. That’s it. Could have gone one way, went the other
Person preference, Mayhem
Well, come see a fat old man some time!
This is way harder than I thought
I waited outta respect for both to make their “offical” post, even though I have my own personal bias (panda slippers are comfy, sue me, bro!).
Then DOV made his post while I got increasingly hammered. Plus, he gave us this awesome reaction to a certain trade.
I dunno how to do it…you guys vote for me and I’ll check it the morning.
Scioscialist Party of America - Redistributing your defense since 2000.
by Commander_Nate on Jan 7, 2012 3:05 AM PST up reply actions
That's the first time I've watched that.
Im now blowing coffee out of my nose. However, what makes this particularly difficult is Phi’s MLB The Show fantasy lineup season sim. Enter link here….
This is like choosing which underprivileged orphan to adopt….but not really.
Angels Baseball--"A collusion of one"-Sam Miller
by autry's cowboys on Jan 7, 2012 6:50 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
there is a follow up
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
Amen
Let us pause to celebrate that deep in the beating heart of the Great Panther in the Sky lies some mainline connection to bro-hawk random WTF tweakage that flows strong in so many here, and very strong in the two gentlemen in question. This is a brutal first-round fight. I’m gonna straight puss out and vote for the bro who’s in 2nd place, because I want this thing to be a tie.
by mattwelch on Jan 7, 2012 4:58 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Checking in from my vacation in Australia to vote for this one.
Tough call.
DOV always makes me laugh, but Phi has been one of my favorite posters, if not the favorite, since I started reading Halos Heaven regularly 2 years ago.
The mix of wit, comedy, debauchery, and baseball is brilliant.
Plus the Fan Post on Epic Sax Guy was one of the greatest things ever. I still start humping air when I hear a similar sax tune!
Gotta go with Phi!
by Persi W on Jan 7, 2012 1:41 AM PST via mobile reply actions
I am so guilty of sax related air humpage too. Every time.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
by PhiSlamma on Jan 10, 2012 6:16 AM PST via Android app up reply actions
There's too much sax and violins going here.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
I have the strangest boner right now.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
by PhiSlamma on Jan 10, 2012 8:48 AM PST via Android app up reply actions
as long as
all of DOV’S kids don’t get a vote. Phi should def have it
me and the wonder dog got high!
by YOUknowulovetheIE on Jan 7, 2012 3:58 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Kids.
I enjoy reading both posters. So I sit here grasping for something to differentiate the two. And I settle for this: Family. Since DOV will soon have his own show, “35 Kids and Counting,” he needs to go on to the next round. Point DOV.
A wise man does not need advice and a fool won't take it.
One of the first things I thought when I woke up today:
LOL BONERS ARE HILARIOUS!!!
I take that as a sign.
Scioscialist Party of America - Redistributing your defense since 2000.
Morning boners are especially hilarious.
by Halowitz on Jan 7, 2012 1:43 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
especially when you gotta whizz!
I love this team.
by Downing Rules on Jan 7, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions
I've perfected the ol' tripod stance
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 7, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions
That's a good one, for sure.
How about the “rim shot”, where you try to bank it off the bathroom mirror? Messy, but highly effective.
Winning doesn't matter. -Lyle
like I tell my friends
its only messy if you miss
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 7, 2012 11:49 PM PST up reply actions
By the way, if you don't mind me asking, how did you get your avatar pic?
Winning doesn't matter. -Lyle
a buddy of mine works in the front office
the day after thanksgiving he is allowed to invite some friends to the field for some BP and fielding. the pic is from 2010, me and another buddy sat at the wall taking pics of one another “robbing” homeruns. it was a great day.
this past year we had our turkey bowl flag football game on the field after BP, it was pretty awesome. the grounds crew sets up a legit 60 yard field in right field with cones, down markers, end zones, the whole shebang. I feel very lucky to be invited to such things.
I know the team does the canned food drive every year which gives the public the same opportunity to have BP and field. you should check it out next time it comes around. Its pretty fun messing around on the field.
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 8, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions
Wow.
What an amazing opportunity. I might have to check out the canned food drive next year. Especially if Rogelio Chavez is there.
Thanks for sharing.
Winning doesn't matter. -Lyle
You have my vote
Master DOV
"Baseball is beautiful. It is the only sport in which you can fail 70% of the time and still be considered the greatest player"
I feel that i am the 2002 Angels in the playoffs
just glad to be there
no chance of winning
lets see how this ends for me
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
Go get 'em
"Baseball is beautiful. It is the only sport in which you can fail 70% of the time and still be considered the greatest player"
by Halos2011champs on Jan 7, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Dayum!
Mo Vaughn sure let himself go.
Your Angels: Telling Pythagoras to go to hell since 2004.
by sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher on Jan 7, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Prince Fielder?
"When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."
Rec for the wwe ref
but wag of the finger for choosing THAT guy.
That’s too much T&A for those suspenders to handle.
"Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Peter Bourjos" ~ markinca
Went w/ DOV
Really, really tough call. Love this whole series (I blame myself for my exclusion) and thank Phi for it, but…the gifs. They just overwhelm your sense of reason and any sanity you have left. When they’re over, there is no other choice but DOV. Also he’s a pretty cool dude, it seems.
Light up that halo! RIP, Nick.
Well it appears DOV is going to win this one...
Can we have a tag team match on Halowood at least? I was really hoping to see what Phi had planned.
by Balls and Strikes on Jan 7, 2012 11:37 PM PST reply actions
Me and Halowood joined about the same time
seemed like a cool guy but you got to understand i never really read his post or comments
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
no sweat man, I was just really interested to see what Phi had in store for him, he had some good battles with him
I suppose he could post it on your behalf though,
by Balls and Strikes on Jan 8, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions
I'm calling this one a double elimination a la Steve Austin
"Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Peter Bourjos" ~ markinca
Gotta go with PHI
Always look forward to him laying into the idiot ideas that are posted by the newbies & trolls and he looks like my little bother.
"I was at a Del Taco, on the phone with Alex Anthopoulos, When the Drugs began to take hold…"
-- No Bologna Polonia
Got to give it up to PhiSlamma
surprised that i won by 20 votes
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
That's 2.5 Santorums
Scioscialist Party of America - Redistributing your defense since 2000.
by Commander_Nate on Jan 9, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions
I go snowboarding for one weekend
And this is what I come back to?
My oh my.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
by PhiSlamma on Jan 9, 2012 10:04 PM PST via mobile reply actions
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