Matchup 14: Casey'sKissofDeath VS ladybug
by PhiSlamma on Feb 10, 2012 3:33 PM PST
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LAST MATCHUP RESULT:
What We Got So Far:
So Basically....
I need a new fantasy baseball league. How in the world is that relevant to this very delayed thread? Its quite a sad story, actually. Before I launch into that, lets all appreciate the non-vote-bot-tainted poll above. Mr. ryanfea won by 2 whole votes. Impressively close. The new forms will have you submitting your screen name as well to further prevent exploits.
I had to take a few days off to recover from Super Bowl Sunday. Not because I got all drunky and silly, quite the opposite actually. I have a close knit group of friends that all play fantasy baseball with me for the last four seasons. I put the league together, organized every draft, offseason meeting, rules, handled every drama filled call, every trade dispute, every during-draft-fist-fight.... everything. I feel as if its my ship, one that I have painstakingly built, crafted, and shined into what it is today. I also take great pride in preparing for my draft starting in January, spending hours to perfectly sculpt a pre-draft gameplan.
On Sunday there was a mutiny aboard my ship.
For those of you who have played fantasy with friends or co-workers know about that one guy in the league. The one guy who is super spiteful, super malicious, super annoying, or just tries to find every possible way to cheat or gain an advantage. I had someone who was all of the above rolled into one.
Long story short this person basically rallied the troops against me, with the premise of me cheating (I won for the first time last year) to kick me out of the league I created. Not such a big deal, right? Its just fantasy, who cares? Well as I was having a conversation, a rather annoyed one on my part, I was then physically demonstrated how little they cared for my presence in the league, or at that particular Super Bowl party. I was sucker punched and jumped, and as people tried to pull people off me someone dug their thumb so deeply into my right eye that I lost sight in it for a few days.
Needless to say it prevented me from posting at length here for a few days.
So.... if there are any competitive leagues that need a spot filled I would love to join. The more competitive and balanced the better. Fantasy baseball and its drafts are one of the highlights of my year and I wont let a little physical abuse get in my way.
(This was basically me on Monday. I might have had a pirate hat on, not sure. But probably.)
The Billboard....
idea has been passed on the the SB Nation lawyers. The response was basically that if we intend to use "Halos Heaven" or "SB Nation" or its likeness we would have to run it through the legal gauntlet to get it passed. We could take a shot at Texas without mention of this site, but that kind of ruins the fun. This can happen two ways as I see it:
1) We just take the most trolltastic approach and levy a shot against Texas fans with no mention (or maybe a really obscure reference to the site) of who did it. An Anon approach if you will, but the site where it was brainstormed would be left out.
2) We carefully word and picture something that still pokes at the fans of Arlington, yet, do so in a way that passes the legal filters so the HH brand can be slapped on.
For either method I figure using http://www.kickstarter.com would be the best bet. Read up on how the website works so you can be assured your money is going to the right cause at the right time.
This Matchup....
is another youngster VS female poster. The second round along with pitchers and catchers reporting is right around the corner. I am going to Red Bull up and get all of these out so if I end up in a ditch somewhere then they will still come up. Nak's voting docs have definitely nipped the voting thing in the donkey, which makes me feel all warm and tingly inside. Neither participant sent me a detailed case for victory, so they will have to do the talking below. Ladybug's picture made me laugh, it seems as if she also thinks that bones are hilarious and appreciates them significantly. I COULD have photoshopped (ok lets be honest, Paint-ed) something into that picture, but whats the point, its awesome as it is. Monday will be the finale of round 1, then I will post the full schedule of Round 2.
Also, Congrats to eyespy for taking BigTizzle's spot in the final matchup against RallyMonkey5. I know he REALLY REALLY wanted to be in, so, I bet he is fist pumping the night away right now.
The Schedule:
One Left This Round:
eyespy VS RallyMonkey5
Monday, Jan 13th, 1:00 PM
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Ladybug
Voice of reason. Icon. From what I can tell, genuinely nice person. Gets my vote.
More Howie please...
thanks...got you fooled, eh? I mean of course I'm a nice person.
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
does that count as my vote post?
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
so do I vote now??
is the check in the mail?
Angel's Baseball!!
by angels_rally_mom on Feb 10, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions
yep!
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
did you get the pix?
Angel's Baseball!!
by angels_rally_mom on Feb 10, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions
I posted twice and now they are gone...
I tried to vote and it said I have to post!!??!?!?! I feel like I wandered into the twilight zone!!
Angel's Baseball!!
by angels_rally_mom on Feb 10, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions
ahhhh....thx
these new fangled machines are too difficult for poor little old me!!!!
Angel's Baseball!!
by angels_rally_mom on Feb 10, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions
you are good....
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
That didn't give me the desired results.
I have tried to vote for you twice now and I don’t have a good feeling that it went through either time, and I have refreshed.
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
'Bug.
She’s my bud. And besides, if I get her pissed off… I’m a dead man.
P.S., you gonna walk with us this year, ’Bug?
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
I am sure as heck gonna try.
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
Man...things have sure changed since
I was last bowling!!! Does that count as 60 points?!?!??!
Angel's Baseball!!
by angels_rally_mom on Feb 10, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions
man that is great
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Feb 10, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions
You had *SHELDON* in your league?
For those of you who have played fantasy with friends or co-workers know about that one guy in the league. The one guy who is super spiteful, super malicious, super annoying, or just tries to find every possible way to cheat or gain an advantage. I had someone who was all of the above rolled into one.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
Worse kinda
he accused me of cheating at least twice a year, citing ridiculous things, when he would purposely use exploits whenever he could to win. Eventually he convinced everyone I somehow had to be cheating to win last year, so I came out the badguy, then got jumped by “friends” at a Super Bowl party.
So childish.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
How much money was on the line?
"You say this game go 9 innings...you lie!"
by Mayheminthehood on Feb 10, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions
We had to stop playing for money
because people were going to kill each other.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
Why did you invite Halowood to join your league?
The only thing VW did differently last year than the year before, besides inflate his stats by playing half his games in Toronto, is buy into the Scioscia/Hatcher philosophy that a walk is as good as an out. 2011: .218/.248/.412. 2010(road stats): .224/.299/.400.
I dont think even Halowood would resort to cheap shotting someone over a damn fantasy league.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
Yeah, he'd have a truck driver do it.
The only thing VW did differently last year than the year before, besides inflate his stats by playing half his games in Toronto, is buy into the Scioscia/Hatcher philosophy that a walk is as good as an out. 2011: .218/.248/.412. 2010(road stats): .224/.299/.400.
by snowhor on Feb 10, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
halowood is my league
and he is good
except that year he picked WOOD…..wait that was me….
Forget Tebow
Andy Lee is the second coming of Jesus
-ME
LOL....looks like Sheldon bowling...
be one with the ball!!!
Angel's Baseball!!
by angels_rally_mom on Feb 10, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions
LOL BONES ARE HILARIOUS????
or
LOL BONERS ARE HILARIOUS!!!
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
not sure if I got it wrong or Phi did!!
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
Your fantasy league kicked your ass?
It’s a good thing you’re okay now, because it makes me not feel so bad for laughing.
C’mon…what’d you do, bro?
"You say this game go 9 innings...you lie!"
by Mayheminthehood on Feb 10, 2012 3:50 PM PST reply actions
They took exception to the fact that I felt the league was my cyber-baby
and would not give up the reigns.
There was some dissent because I would not allow voting on issues in the season…. after we voted on the same thing a week ago.. and the week before that.
Sure, its a democracy but we cant vote on the same damn thing every two days until the person whining gets their way.
Also, we had the most asinine veto system in place that was ruining the league, I wanted to abolish it and play like big boys, and that was met with lots of hate.
Basically the league started getting really teenage-angsty.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
sounds like total high school shenanigans
HA..got that word in a post!
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
And this was all without any money involved?
I tell ya, man. Trades. Trades fuck up all leagues(I only have experience in fantasy). Leagues without trades have less problems. I like veto systems, but then other people dont….usually people like the dude who almost got Tom Brady for Jahvid Best and Rashad Mendenhall in Week 11 this past year, if it werent for everyone getting pissed and vetoing it.
"You say this game go 9 innings...you lie!"
by Mayheminthehood on Feb 10, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
Our veto system started becoming
“screw the people over we dont like”.
It was ridiculous, protected no one and was archaic at best.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
My football league usually takes 4 votes.
Out of 10 or 12 teams. Doesn’t seem like a lot, but you also factor in the fact that theres always 2 or 3 teams that just aren’t paying any attention to whats going on in the league. So far, all stupid trades have been squashed.
"You say this game go 9 innings...you lie!"
by Mayheminthehood on Feb 10, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions
Ours took
5 out of 10, but obviously the two people trading voted yes, so 5 of 8.
Whenever a trade went through, no matter what hour, it was my responsibility to text everyone in the league letting them know a trade was up and for whom.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
Dude.....
Who the HELL do you hang out with……. your panda gets tossed into a pool, you get jumped by a fantasy baseball league made up of close friends, while at a super bowl party, you are represented by a stuffed panda…… Don’t you ever look in the mirror (albeit with only one eye) and ask “How did I get here?”
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
by ItCouldHappen on Feb 10, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
Don't forget he kinda got his ass kicked on New Years.
"You say this game go 9 innings...you lie!"
by Mayheminthehood on Feb 10, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions
Yes
pretty much right after that. I made me reexamine my circle of friends Ive had since high school.
Kind of sad, really.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
WE are your friends. Dump those douchenozzles
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
douchenozzles?
The only thing VW did differently last year than the year before, besides inflate his stats by playing half his games in Toronto, is buy into the Scioscia/Hatcher philosophy that a walk is as good as an out. 2011: .218/.248/.412. 2010(road stats): .224/.299/.400.
She gets my vote on that word alone.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
+1
The only thing VW did differently last year than the year before, besides inflate his stats by playing half his games in Toronto, is buy into the Scioscia/Hatcher philosophy that a walk is as good as an out. 2011: .218/.248/.412. 2010(road stats): .224/.299/.400.
yerp
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
by ItCouldHappen on Feb 10, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions
thank you sir
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
However, I propose that we sucker punch Phi in Vegas
Snd try to put out his other eye so he knows he’s loved
Well, come see a fat old man some time!
Do you thinking kneeing him ~there~ would make him feel REALLY loved?
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
I can beat up all your friends if you want. At the same time.
"You say this game go 9 innings...you lie!"
by Mayheminthehood on Feb 10, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions
I can take pics and sneak in a kick or punch when they are down
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
Actually...nevermind.
I’d go to jail.
"You say this game go 9 innings...you lie!"
by Mayheminthehood on Feb 10, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions
Im sorry if that sounded dickish,
You sound like an ok dude,and you live a lifestyle I wish I could…. but yeah…..
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
by ItCouldHappen on Feb 10, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions
Meh
when you get temporarily blinded by people you have been friends with for a decade over retarded bullshit then its time to look in the mirror and move on.
But there is NOTHING wrong with being represented by a stuffed panda.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
I agree,
The panda was just because I couldnt think of a last thing lol… but anyways, glad to know you are ok. Sorry about the coup
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
by ItCouldHappen on Feb 10, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions
Ill get over it
I loved that damn league.
Oh well, Ill find another one.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
Some people take it way, way too seriously.
And cannot separate discussions or heated debates on the fantasy boards from real life.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
it's hilarious...like boners
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
I <3 you so much.
"And that’s why to hell with the traffic, Diane, we’re staying until the end of the game, and that’s final." ~brokenyard, 8/18/11
your life needs to be a reality show
they can put episodes on after Halo Talk around 11 pm every night after a game on FSW.
I would SO watch that
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
btw, I vote bug
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Feb 10, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions
Hey Phi, remember how you were trying to get me in that fantasy league? And I wasn't sure I wanted to or not?
Well, I think I want to now.
"You say this game go 9 innings...you lie!"
by Mayheminthehood on Feb 10, 2012 4:04 PM PST reply actions
... I hate you.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
why? Mayhem can, well, cause mayhem
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
Just make another one. I'll join it.
So will BigGame48.
I was in a fantasy football with him a couple years…I’ll force him to be in our league. So will 2pintsofbooze, Eyespy, 5th Starter, ItCouldHappen, RexTookMyStash and PTBNL.
"You say this game go 9 innings...you lie!"
by Mayheminthehood on Feb 10, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions
Not a bad idea.
Actually, thats a really good idea.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
We would need ten people to keep it not ridiculously shallow
anyone interested?
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
Yep. Anything less than 10 is for dumb dumbs.
"You say this game go 9 innings...you lie!"
by Mayheminthehood on Feb 10, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions
CommNate might be down.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
What about BevMo bro? Or was he one that went Super Smash Bros. on you?
"You say this game go 9 innings...you lie!"
by Mayheminthehood on Feb 10, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions
Aaron is a cool cat
by far one of the nicest people Ive ever met, was one of the good citizens of the league.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
I'm down
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Feb 10, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions
Fist pump
Email me buddy
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
by PhiSlamma on Feb 10, 2012 6:41 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Dude, what's your email address?
I made my son email you my bracket crap and he’s radio silent right now
Well, come see a fat old man some time!
I'm in on this!
Faith Focus Finish
by b0rd3rline on Feb 11, 2012 12:46 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
ItCouldHappen
spends his summers in the sticks of maine with no high speed internet (hence my absence on game posts and what not). I would be willing to give it a shot as I am in no leagues right now, but you might want to find someone better and more reliable to not fall off the league when he gets fed up with shitty internet. However I am honored by the offer
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
by ItCouldHappen on Feb 10, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, anyone is welcome
I dont care if ts a 10/12/14 man league.
If people lose interest then we can whittle it down the next year. Shoot me an email.
that goes for anyone interested.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
word, will do
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
by ItCouldHappen on Feb 10, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions
I would join a league...
Where we are aloud to jump other members in retribution if they beat me. Sounds awesome ;-p
by Darth Duane on Feb 10, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions
Email me brosef
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
I think a spot just opened up
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
by ItCouldHappen on Feb 10, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions
BUG
the guy who invented Fantasy baseball has never won
Forget Tebow
Andy Lee is the second coming of Jesus
-ME
Bug!
Hilarious pic!
"The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self-awareness." - Annie Savoy
I want a damn recount.
I’m also boycotting everything.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
It was politically motivated.
I’m obviously a superior contributor.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Feb 10, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions
Hanging chads
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Feb 10, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions
Bro, why did you not call for aid and ignite the Halo Symbol over the skies of So-Cal?
I have a few drunken rumbles under my belt, and only one lasting scar as a result. Mayhem looks like he could probably handle three dudes at once too (no homo).
Scioscialist Party of America - Redistributing your defense since 2000.
Oh, just because I got sucker punched
And jumped from behind doesn’t mean I lost, heh. It just sucked that they got to my eye during the break up.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
by PhiSlamma on Feb 10, 2012 4:57 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Good man
What exactly did they do to your eye if you don’t mind my asking? And does it work now?
Scioscialist Party of America - Redistributing your defense since 2000.
by Commander_Nate on Feb 10, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions
Finger dug into eye
As people were pulling me of him. it wad the only thing he could reach and a last ditch effort to put some hurtin on me.
It sucked, eye is sore now, but functional luckily.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
by PhiSlamma on Feb 10, 2012 5:02 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Karma's a mofo.
Maybe some of those dudes will develop a really virulent case of herpes. Or get jumped by people with herpes and very loose moral standards.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE...
There definitely is
But I wasn’t so sure people were interested enough to read about my fantasy baseball falling out details.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
by PhiSlamma on Feb 10, 2012 4:58 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
ladybug
"One time, when we got back to the locker room, all of our clothes were gone," Trout recalled. "They left me a Lady Gaga costume and I had to wear it."
Dude, you need to seriously change who you hang with
I have LOTS of people who think I’m a self-absorbed ass (what can I say…how perceptive), but no one has tried to turn me into Rooster Cogburn.
Oh…and I vote for Bug (I have a tremendous crush on her…on Opie, LB, and Cath619…ménage a cinq anyone?)
Well, come see a fat old man some time!
what's shakin doggy
I too, voted for da Bug
When I'm not at the stadium, I'd rather be watching my Halos back in Costa Rica!
by Dono Romantico on Feb 10, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions
Hey Dono!
Just hanging in the LOS getting ready for the season and contemplating my impending retirement.
Well, come see a fat old man some time!
LOS ?
When I'm not at the stadium, I'd rather be watching my Halos back in Costa Rica!
by Dono Romantico on Feb 11, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
*I* have a crush on Bug, and I've never even met her!
Vegas 2012 or bust.
"And that’s why to hell with the traffic, Diane, we’re staying until the end of the game, and that’s final." ~brokenyard, 8/18/11
Vote
"When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."
So, there really was a problem with voting?
Someone has too much time on their hands.
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
Billboard
No need for HH or SB. The wording and the picture are enough. Word will get out via Deadspin, I’m sure.
“Only two things come fromTexas…”
Winning doesn't matter. –Lyle
by 5thStarter on Feb 10, 2012 6:23 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
I do love this
although Im sure using Yu’s likeness will not be allowed. Although we can try.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
Huh?
"When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."
Woo Hoo! I survived! I'm coming for you DOV when we meet in the finals
Also, gotta go with Bug on this one
CJ Wilson is OUR douche now!
Sorry, Casey...but it's 'bug.
She’s one of my favorite posters on the game threads.
Dude, you seem like a reasonable and smart guy
Time to start hanging out with similar folk.
Unlike like other people, my league was money-free but this year, for the first time, we’re playing for money. Hopefully no one loses an eye.
Bout that time
Sometimes your best friends are just your oldest ones.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
by PhiSlamma on Feb 10, 2012 7:20 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Why did it cut off my quote?
FUCK
THE ANGELS ARE BLOWING THIS FUCKING GAME AND I DON’T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING UMPIRE OR FUCKING BAD CALL TO FUCKING BLAME IT ON AND INSTEAD I HAVE TO FUCKING WATCH AS MY FUCKING TEAM CONTINUES TO BLOW THIS FUCKING GAME BY MARCHING OUT FUCKING NOODLE ARMED FUCKING CHOIR BOY FUCKING BRIAN FUENTES TO BLOW A FUCKING THREE RUN LEAD IN THE FUCKING NINTH INNING AS MY FUCKING MANAGER SITS ON AND FUCKING WATCHES AS WE FUCKING LET IT ALL SLIP AWAY TO A FUCKING TEAM THAT FUCKING DIDN’T SCORE FOR THE FIRST FUCKING SEVEN INNINGS AND NOW I’M RUNNING OUT OF REASONS TO USE THE WORD FUCK AND THAT JUST MAKES ME EVEN FUCKING ANGRIER BECAUSE I WANT TO KEEP FUCKING RANTING ABOUT HOW FUCKING MISERABLE THIS IS ALL MAKING ME LIKE THE TIME THAT FUCKING TIM MCCLELLAND FUCKING BLEW THAT FUCKING CALL AT 3RD FUCKING BASE LAST YEAR AND I FUCKING STABBED A HOMELESS GUY ON THE FUCKING STREET AFTER THAT FUCKING GAME AND FUCKING FLED TO MEXICO TO FUCKING ESCAPE PROSECUTION BUT THE FUCKING D.A. DIDN’T TRY ME BECAUSE HE DIDN’T FUCKING CARE ABOUT SOME FUCKING HOMELESS GUY BECAUSE HE FUCKING UNDERSTOOD HOW FUCKING MISERABLE I WAS BECAUSE HE FUCKING SAW BRIAN FUCKING FUENTES BLOW THE FUCKING YANKEES GAME 2 WITH THAT FUCKING HOMER TO FUCKING A-ROD AND HE’S A FUCKING ANGELS FAN SO NOW I’M BACK FUCKING HOME A FREE FUCKING MAN FUCKING RANTING ON HALOS FUCKING HEAVEN ABOUT HOW FUCKING AWFUL THIS FUCKING TEAM IS AND HOW THEY FUCKING CAN’T WIN A GAME AND HOW FUCKING RIDICULOUS IT IS THAT I HAVE TO SAY FUCKING THIS FUCKING OFTEN TO PROVE HOW FUCKING AWFUL THEY ARE SO FUCKING THANK YOU TO FUCKING REVHALOFAN FOR MY FUCKING LICENSE TO FUCKING LET YOU ALL KNOW HOW FUCKING SHITTY THIS FUCKING TEAM IS.
FUCK.
by Caseys Kiss of Death on May 10, 2010 10:52 PM PDT actions 10 recs
This is a sig.
by Caseys Kiss of Death on Feb 10, 2012 7:07 PM PST reply actions
Because you breached your quota?
I see red people
by The Limey on Feb 11, 2012 1:22 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
That's from the Epic F-Bomb game
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
I love ya Casey
you are one of the balls out best arguers on Halos Heaven.
But I went to high school with Ladybug when she had that big-80s haircut and was only starting to hone that killer wit she dazzles all of us with.
Bug is thicker than water
I there any way to see the in-progress vote totals?
A wise man does not need advice and a fool won't take it.
And I love you
especially for using the word “arguer” as opposed to debater. Most certainly the more accurate word.
And I know you choose your words carefully.
<3
This is a sig.
by Caseys Kiss of Death on Feb 10, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions
Aww
<3
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
I already do. PhiPandaSlamma
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
Omg... That made my morning with adorableness
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
by PhiSlamma on Feb 11, 2012 11:54 AM PST via Android app up reply actions
......Oh my god
YOU CANNIBAL
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
But seriously
that is deliciously adorable.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
Well, this explains why I was getting hunger pangs last weekend at the San Diego Zoo....
by Theren86n02 on Feb 10, 2012 10:38 PM PST up reply actions
Have you heard about George Carlin's book club routine?
But wait, there’s more! With each purchase we include “How to Fillet a Panda.”
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
ill vote casey
just because I’m a douchebag.
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
by clover_black on Feb 10, 2012 9:55 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Ok Im getting a good amount of feedback for the billboard and especially the fantasy league via email
I will be posting a fanshot about the league and a fanpost about the billboard.
The Fantasy League already has 7 people in it, I say to a max of 14. So email me and reserve a spot while you can.
<3
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
how much time is involved in a fantasy league?
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
For football not much
for baseball quite a bit if you want to. You can also take the lazy way and try and draft well enough to not worry about pick ups later. Honestly its all luck when it comes down to it.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
I spend about an hour a day at least looking at stats and trends
sometimes more sometimes less. I spend about a good 40 hours preparing for the draft, but thats me. I actually enjoy it, it brings me back to my Madden days when I would sit down with a buddy and draft a team from scratch. So, yeah, Im weird but I know people who do perfectly fine just going with their gut.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
Cheaty McPanda
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
lol that was hilarious
No, it's the Clip Show!
Bug
She’s like our online Mom…
COD is that dude you pass on the freeway that is going the speed limit….. even though the flow of traffic is going faster.
….and then he flips you the finger when you pass him
No, that would be me flipping the finger.
But only when I’m already speeding and someone is not satisfied with me doing 75 in a 60 zone, and I only flip off the idiots mentally.
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
WHAT THE!!!???!!! This contest is fixed
I was looking at the bracket and lookie there, I’ll be the …
Way to set me up, Panda Boy
Thumb up in from eye
have a good birthday????
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
meh
Got shafted by the young one, and had to wake up the oldest one, to go and get something to eat. Not a fancy enough number for them to remember this time.
Thank you for rememberin’
OT
just watched the movie Warrior and holy shit was that a damn good movie. rec’d
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
that movie bored the beejezus outta me.
good performance by note though.
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
by clover_black on Feb 11, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions
nolte, even.
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
by clover_black on Feb 11, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions
you don't like watching a shit ton of MMA fights?
Tom Hardy was a beast in that movie, made me actually excited for the new Batman movie since he is Bane.
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Feb 12, 2012 2:54 AM PST up reply actions
The fights were good.
I just felt the plot was way to plodding.
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
by clover_black on Feb 12, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
Provolone.
"Baseball is beautiful. It is the only sport in which you can fail 70% of the time and still be considered the greatest player"
by Halos2011champs on Feb 11, 2012 12:39 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Now that we know where you stand on the volone question, what about the all-important pasto question?
Are you pro, or anti-pasto?
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
Pro-pasto
Its the only sound decision.
"Baseball is beautiful. It is the only sport in which you can fail 70% of the time and still be considered the greatest player"
by Halos2011champs on Feb 12, 2012 3:31 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I'm very anti-pasto....extra peperoncinis please
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
Voted for ladybug.
One of the only people on HH that I know personally. Hopefully we get a HH meet-and-greet game this year so I can say the same about more of you fine people..
Faith Focus Finish
by b0rd3rline on Feb 11, 2012 12:55 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Ladybug, hands down.
The Panther shirt puts her over the top :)
In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high.
Walden
by matthiasstephan on Feb 11, 2012 4:46 AM PST reply actions
~giggle~ OK, but I have to ask my Mom first
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
Paging Rally Mom!! Paging Rally Mom!!!
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
voted for Bug...
girls rule….
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." Rogers Hornsby
my new goal for 2012!
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
Ha ha
It shouldn’t take you all year!
Where were you on December 8th, 2011 - Pujols Day?
by Rally Manatee on Feb 13, 2012 1:03 AM PST up reply actions
You just *HAD* to go and say that, didn't you.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
Voted for my girl-crush Ladybug, of course.
But how do I know my vote stuck? I have no visual confirmation.
"And that’s why to hell with the traffic, Diane, we’re staying until the end of the game, and that’s final." ~brokenyard, 8/18/11
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by Balls and Strikes on Feb 13, 2012 8:29 AM PST up reply actions
Vote: Ladybug
Geez Phi, WTF? I’m glad your eye is doing well.
a close knit group of friends
Good Lord! There is help available out there…
Kick Texas' Pujols!
I need three of those books.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
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