Tempe Calling • Friday Halolinks

Slow news day so let's rock out!

Happy Birthday to Vladimir Guerrero | Montreal Gazette
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Pitcher's and Catcher's report in Nine Days.. Tempe Calling...

TEMPE CALLING

Tempe Calling to the Anaheim Fans
The Season’s declared and the Training’s began
Tempe Calling to the blogger world
Shoulda been a FanShot for the boys and girls
Tempe Calling now by train, plane or bus
Phony Rangermania has bitten the dust
Tempe Calling time to work on that swing
and the arms throw to anyone but Mathis catching

The Albert is coming, the wall zooming in
Baserunners jogging, balls hit to heaven
A nuclear offense and we have no fear
‘cuz Tempe is burning and we live by the heater!

Tempe Calling to the American League
Forget October baseball except on TeeVee
Tempe Calling to the zombie East Coast
Quit piling on, you’ve got nothing to boast
Tempe Calling and the stadium shouts
We'll win one for Nick at the dawn of the Trout
Tempe Calling, see we don’t like to lose
Think of October and that diving Nelson Cruz

The Albert is coming, the wall zooming in
Baserunners jogging, balls hit to heaven
A nuclear offense and we have no fear
‘cuz Tempe is burning and we live by the heater!

Now get this
Tempe Calling, yeah they might make a stink
‘cuz you know what we blogged, and you know what they drink
Tempe Calling at the dawn of the spring
After all this Let’s get Arte his ring

The Albert is coming, the wall zooming in
Baserunners jogging, balls hit to heaven
A nuclear offense and we have no fear
‘cuz Tempe is burning and we live by the heater!

Shout out to Ryan Morrison for inspiring these lyrics.

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