Tuesday Halolinks: Albert Pujols Valentine's Day Lovefest
I want Albert to be my Valentine Halolinks:
- Not only is he the best player in baseball, but he now has the weather on his side: For Albert Pujols and Angels, numbers don't lie ... or do they? - latimes.com. ""Nobody has brought up how being on the West Coast should benefit Albert," said McGwire, who ranks 10th on baseball's career home run list with 583. "He'll get away from the Midwest summer heat and into cooler nights with less humidity. "I played in Oakland for 11 years, and when we came back from a hot summer city it was refreshing; your body felt a lot better. I truly believe the weather, plus using Albert as a designated hitter, will add three years to his career."" And then...
- Question No. 1: Albert Pujols and new scenery - ESPN Los Angeles. "Each of the three scouts, who spoke on condition of anonymity, seemed to think Pujols was poised for some monster seasons in the early part of his deal. They don't envision much of a transition period to a new set of pitchers and hitting backdrops."
- This article is just bizarre. It has a conspiracy theory-type of vibe to it that kind of creeps me out: Did Moreno Mastermind The Pujols Deal? - Modern Times. "The Wells deal, which probably cost Reagins his job, just seemed like the latest in a long line of disastrous baseball moves made by the Angels of late. But was it? Was the Teixeira fiasco and the train wreck that followed really just a mistake made by an inept, conservative front office? Or was Arte Moreno making a series of moves that would make the Angels a surprise player for Albert Pujols." And then, to make it even more creepy, HALOWOOD shows up with his comment, "Scotty Allen - Let us not forget that Moreno's supposed "inability" to resign Mark Teixeira resulted in Kendrys Morales hitting 34 HR's as his replacement and the Angels compensatory pick was used to draft Mike Trout, who would become the top prospect in baseball. " And then this guy with the voice of reason: "Phil Meyer · CSU San Bernardino - This is the dumbest article i've ever read."
- Jeff Mathis is still in Tim Brown's thoughts: Arrival of Albert Pujols lets Angels continue owner Arte Moreno's plan to win over fans in Los Angeles - Yahoo! Sports. "Granted full confidence by Moreno, new GM Jerry Dipoto traded a decent young arm (Tyler Chatwood) for a catcher (Chris Iannetta) who’d be something more than four automatic outs a night."

You all are invited to the wedding.
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Other - I got him (requested) cupcakes.
And a card. Dinner later, maybe?
God I’m boring.
"And that’s why to hell with the traffic, Diane, we’re staying until the end of the game, and that’s final." ~brokenyard, 8/18/11
I got her our honeymoon we're leaving for in 2 days
So every time she has brought up “what are we doing for valentine’s day” I look at her like she is psychotic and remind her of what we’re doing just two days later.
I wish I could say Moreno (or any GM) was smart enough to succeed with failures, however, the Pujols signing was a very lucky signing made possible by a perfect storm of ineptitude by the FO.
"And is terrible at everything that matters." – Keith Law’s response to Lyle Spencer describing Jeff Mathis.
My Wife Is Pretty Great
She doesn’t want me to overspend on Valentine’s Day things. She wants something, but nothing that gets the price tripled to gouge men who are held hostage by a ridiculously overblown holiday.
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart - Always an Angel
Holiday?
You mean I don’t have to be at this desk?! Fuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!
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by Commander_Nate on Feb 14, 2012 8:33 AM PST up reply actions
Health and comfort check: Anyone heard from Moondoggy today?
Scioscialist Party of America - Redistributing your defense since 2000.
No, why, what happened?
"And that’s why to hell with the traffic, Diane, we’re staying until the end of the game, and that’s final." ~brokenyard, 8/18/11
Oh, right, Bangkok.
"And that’s why to hell with the traffic, Diane, we’re staying until the end of the game, and that’s final." ~brokenyard, 8/18/11
Oh yeah...no Commander. That was not me losing my "other leg"
I think this guy studied “The Wyle E. Coyote Guide to Becoming a Terrorist.”. Seriously, throwing a grenade at a cab driving away because the driver wouldn’t pick him up covered in blood? And then have the bomb bounce back after throwing it at the Thai police? You can’t make this shit up. He’s going to have fun time trying to get away from some very bad men in Thai prison.
Well, come see a fat old man some time!
Glad to hear it, man!
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by Commander_Nate on Feb 15, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions
Pujols signing
required the perfect storm of Fox and the Dodgers and the Lakers. $250M has to come from somewhere.
Or maybe an opt out from the Angels current media deal?
Willits? Check. Reagins? Check. Mathis? Check
I got my Valentine a Kindle Touch.
She got me this. It is the greatest Valentines Day present of all times, forever.
"You say this game go 9 innings...you lie!"
by Mayheminthehood on Feb 14, 2012 8:58 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Mayhem!!
I am also going to give my girlfriend a Kindle, for Valentines day. I don’t see her until this weekend, so I’ve been lagging to buy it. But I’ve been confused, because I also saw there was a Kindle Fire… I don’t know about this stuff! Which one should I buy?!
"Every time I think I’m out, they pull me back in" -George Costanza
by Howie's Batting Title on Feb 14, 2012 9:12 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Kindle Fire is a tablet...so it's for surfing the web, watching Netflix, etc. as much as it is an ereader.
My girlfriend already has a little netbook, so she didn’t need all that other stuff. But she reads a shitload of books. I think if it’s just an eReader your girl wants, then go for a Kindle or Kindle Touch. Those use E Ink and are way easier on the eyes, in my opinion. It’s closer to an actual book.
Kindle Fire seems cool too, just depends on what she wants to do with it. Again, it’s cool for cruising the web, checking her social networking sites, Netflix. It’s probably also pretty sweet for reading magazines, if she wants to subscribe to any. But i’ve heard the lack of E Ink makes it harder on the eyes as far as reading regular old books.
"You say this game go 9 innings...you lie!"
by Mayheminthehood on Feb 14, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions
I've never had a regular Kindle
So I can’t really compare to the E-Ink. But I have read a couple of books on the Fire and haven’t had any problem with it. I got my wife one for Christmas and she loves it.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
If she didn't already have a netbook, I probably would've got her a Kindle Fire. But I think she would've liked it more for everything BUT reading.
The difference between eInk and the backlit LCD screen is huge, for reading puposes.
"You say this game go 9 innings...you lie!"
by Mayheminthehood on Feb 14, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah it is!
My jaw dropped. Congrats!
"And that’s why to hell with the traffic, Diane, we’re staying until the end of the game, and that’s final." ~brokenyard, 8/18/11
I plan on being as lazy as possible while wearing it.
If she complains, I’ll just say “Hey, you bought me this jersey!”
"You say this game go 9 innings...you lie!"
by Mayheminthehood on Feb 14, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
That is a flawed plan
Based on the gift, she seems like a keeper.
Don’t ruin this by being all GA about her
Willits? Check. Reagins? Check. Mathis? Check
Talk about a keeper...she said that I could have had any jersey I wanted, but in no way was she going to spend her money on a Wells one.
"You say this game go 9 innings...you lie!"
by Mayheminthehood on Feb 14, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
Looong day at work! THANKS MAYHEM!
It sounds like she would love the Fire, since she doesn’t have a tablet, and loves all that media ish! Thats for the info! Made my kife easier! Happy Vday yall!
"Every time I think I’m out, they pull me back in" -George Costanza
by Howie's Batting Title on Feb 14, 2012 9:04 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
dude, Amy rocks!
in the words of the great Beyonce, “…better put a ring on it.”
Well, come see a fat old man some time!
I told my girlfriend to get me the Albert Pujols Topps card
I think it’s like $140 on eBay
Representing the Angels in Sin City.
by maze88 on Feb 14, 2012 9:07 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Other - a wine barrel
empty unfortunately.
I am on a horse!
Question on Rookie League Pioneer League team in Orem
Yesterday, the Casper Star-Tribune in Wyoming reported that an "unnamed Pioneer League" team will be visiting Casper in May to see if they want to re-locate to Casper in 2013. The Rockies’ team was there since 2001, but they grew tired of minimal fan support and moved the team to Grand Junction, CO for 2012. The location is vacant, but the team looking to move there is unknown.
Might it be the Orem Owlz? It would make the most sense for the mystery team to be from the South Division just due to travel purposes, as the other four teams in the league are all in Montana. Has there been any noise that the Angels are displeased with their location in Orem?
Probably unrelated, but the franchise that moved to Casper for 2001 and became Rockies property was the Butte Copper Kings, an Angels affiliate from 1997-2000.
"Some guy on the net thinks I suck, and he should know - he's got his own blog." - Nick Hornby
"Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est"
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Feb 14, 2012 9:36 AM PST reply actions
Got her a 6 month membership
To one of those massage envy places. One massage a month included and discounted services beyond that.
I will spend my day like most others
Trying to not dwell on the fact that she will realize she is 10.5 years younger than me. I am 31.
Unlike this cat, my love for the LAA will never die.
You should have gotten her a bottle of wine
I hear underage girls like it when older guys buy them booze.
"I have something 95 percent of all those All-Stars only wish they had: a World Series ring. If I had to choose between that and being an All-Star, it would be no contest. I’d grab the gold ring and never look back." -Tim Salmon
by BruinHalo on Feb 14, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
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Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Feb 14, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Channelling your inner BillyMac?
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
Did Weaver take her out for breakfast, or at least cook her some eggs?
"You say this game go 9 innings...you lie!"
by Mayheminthehood on Feb 14, 2012 10:03 AM PST reply actions
Go see The Grey.
Liam Nesson in an existential fight for his life has Valentines date written all over it.
"You say this game go 9 innings...you lie!"
by Mayheminthehood on Feb 14, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
Hey Jerry pulled it off on that episode of Seinfeld.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Feb 14, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions
I hope you own a shotgun, WiHaloFan!
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
Sweetheart?
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Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Feb 14, 2012 11:08 AM PST reply actions
haha.
Did you really?
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Feb 14, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
haha.
Did you really?
"You say this game go 9 innings...you lie!"
by Mayheminthehood on Feb 14, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions
Will it disappoint you if I say no?
Although I did end up with four tickets for two people at Fenway once. In-laws didn’t make it through traffic in time. That was fine with me, since I didn’t have to sit next to a Masshole.
word
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
by ItCouldHappen on Feb 14, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions
Another Pujols love-fest article
DiGiovanna details some of El H’s charity work.
Nothing shocking, considering we know him to be a quality guy in the first place.
Aside from the fact that he’s doing great things for a lot of people, here’s a minor quibble: I can’t help but wonder why El H would decline to talk to DiG for this article. I can assume that he is a busy man (obviously), so it’s plausible that he didn’t have time for an interview, for scheduling reasons. But I would think that the LAT is more than the usual amount of PR exposure, so why turn down an interview? There could well be a simple explanation, but for some reason that seemed curious to me. Any journalist/PR people out there who could shed some light?
From what i can tell.
He rarely does any interviews at all.
by Darth Duane on Feb 14, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
That Modern Times article is messed up
Clearly we all remember the 2007 trade for U-Haul, which came a year after the big Torii Hunter signing.
I’m surprised he didn’t suggest that Arte was on the grassy knoll with a sniper rifle and took out Kendrys’ ankle to open up space at 1st Base.
And, sadly, I obviously clicked through and gave him a page view.
Remember: Schadenfreude is still Freude.
I got my girlfriend
an all red CA snapback hat so her hair can go through, which she wants me to return, and cooked swordfish with avocado fries and blackbean hummus, which she didn’t eat.
Had you run over her dog earlier that day or something?
"You say this game go 9 innings...you lie!"
by Mayheminthehood on Feb 14, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
Avocado fries?
Enlighten, please.
"And that’s why to hell with the traffic, Diane, we’re staying until the end of the game, and that’s final." ~brokenyard, 8/18/11
Sorry for the wait
Ummmm. You might want to be preparing yourself for a bombshell
Sounds remarkably like my first marriage before the roof caved in
Well, come see a fat old man some time!
Now that you mention it,
mine too. Shit. At least this one likes avocados and has never been a fan of the prominent AL East teams. (Maybe that was more of a sign than the avocados. Whatever.)
"And that’s why to hell with the traffic, Diane, we’re staying until the end of the game, and that’s final." ~brokenyard, 8/18/11
Dave Collins Card
I have that particular Dave Collins card in question. I was a Cincinnati fan as a kid and remember Collins’ days with that team. I always wondered about that picture; the blond hair really had me puzzled.
I got new Nike softball shoes that can also we be worn for Angel games...
and I got her new Red Toms for Angels games! Yeah! Geared Up!
Bring on the OREO Line!
Great Valentine's day exchange
She bought me the blue Angels shirt with Pujols 5 on the back.
I bought her a dozen roses.
Now, I’m buying us a nice dinner.
Im gonna just sit down
and read a new instruction manual for my companies new data entry program, maybe with a nice bottle of wine. or whiskey
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
That's more action than most of us are getting!
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Feb 14, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions
I know
especially the plural typo i made for “companies”….. thats right im not just management, im management a trois
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
by ItCouldHappen on Feb 14, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
Love Dipoto keeping all hands on deck
Trading one of Morales/Trumbo/Abreu only leaves the team exposed to risk. Cassevah deserves a shot to make the bullpen, and some internal competition for the 5th starters spot can only be healthy.
Establish the team, then look to improve it.
I couldnt agree more.
Heres my thought on the Abreu thing-
The guy is not dead weight, he isn’t Vernon Wells or Jeff Mathis, he is a good bat in a lineup. Its true he doesnt have the power appeal of Trumbo or the MVP optimism of Kendrys, but he does bring a lot to the table with his OBP, his presence in the club house (a nice little alternative to the hack away hatcher philosophy) and his left handedness.
The job of Soth and Dipoto is to put a winning team on the field. If it turns out mid may that the Angels are tearing it up with Abreu playing DH and Kendrys still recovering then I will be happy that we are winning. Conversely, if the Angels are not tearing it up, but Kendrys or Trumbo is hitting well out of the DH position I will be substantially less happy.
The two guys have all the ingredients and now its up to them to find the proper proportions to help our team even if it isnt who fans want to see playing.
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
by ItCouldHappen on Feb 14, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions
It's been so long since the Angels have had offensive depth, let's enjoy it
People forget about late game situations. Morales hits a single to lead off the eighth in a close/tied ballgame? Pinch run and slide Abreu/Trumbo into his spot in the lineup. Down a run in the eighth/ninth? Pinch hit Abreu and hope he gets on base to lead off the inning.
There are so many more possbilities for Sosh to explore when the guys on the bench can actually perform.
No sweetheart, so nothing bought.
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
I am so sick of all of these baseball press dweebs worrying their little hearts out for us and The Albert regarding his long contract.
THIS GUY HAS BEEN SAYING WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING SINCE DECEMBER!
“I recall scouting Edgar Martinez, who I had to advance for a while. I never could think of a way to get him out,” said one scout. “This man just didn’t have any holes in his swing. He could handle every pitch. Albert’s that kind of guy on a grander scale.” – Mr. 1 scout.
AMEEEEN! El H is an almost flawless hitter, but has power. (If you want to see what I mean, and get a hilarious boner, just watch him hit on Youtube for a minute.) Nagging injuries (that all old players get) will effect him less, as will over all age. His power numbers may dip as he ages, but he will still produce, and may just aim for batting titles instead of home run crowns.
As much as Doyer fans, Cardinal fans, Nude Yu Darvish/Rangers fans, and the entire ESPN empire want him to fall apart and become Pat Burrell when he turns 36, baring serious injury, I just don’t see that happening, and neither do most people who can take an impartial look at the guy hit.
And on his 2 years of “decline”, one with a broken wrist? Yeah. I’ll take those years, I mean, he was no Mark Texiera…. oh wait, he was, only better…. plus he was Reggie Jackson in the post season.
These writers need to shidup shitenup. If he were a CubYanksock they’d all be dancing in a fountain together, but now they may have to stay up until after 10PM and cover a west coast game, so it’s all doom. Al Gore should start warning of Pujols’ eminent collapse ASAP.
I love this team, I love this blog, I will never doubt Arte again and I can't wait to see what happens this year. That is all.
by gitchogritchoffmypetis on Feb 14, 2012 9:01 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
Pat Burrell still produced awesome stories at age 36, so even that's not too bad
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by Commander_Nate on Feb 15, 2012 8:50 AM PST up reply actions
And for valemtines...
I’m gonna dress up one of those fan blown “Happy Dancing Waving Guy” street ad things all sexy and we’re going dancing. Then it’ll be all Vodka and shame from that point on. Just me and my girl…. Waverly.
I love this team, I love this blog, I will never doubt Arte again and I can't wait to see what happens this year. That is all.
by gitchogritchoffmypetis on Feb 14, 2012 9:03 PM PST reply actions
You mean, "Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man"?
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
Yep, that's him, I mean her, I mean Waverly.
Look. I don’t have a picture of my long distance girlfriend who none of you have met on me, but I swear she’s hot.
I love this team, I love this blog, I will never doubt Arte again and I can't wait to see what happens this year. That is all.
by gitchogritchoffmypetis on Feb 15, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions
My wife asked for a 125 tiffany necklece
i got her a 6 dollar herb garden
Forget Tebow
Andy Lee is the second coming of Jesus
-ME
My wife does not give a single F for Valentines Day
In our 10.5 years of marriage, we have never “celebrated” this “holiday.”
Treat ’em well every day of the year, or at least most of the year, and Valentines becomes irrelevant.
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