End of Round 1 Matchup: RallyMonkey5 vs eyespy
The Bracket:
Last Matchup Results:
I'm getting tired....
of constantly falling behind on these posts. I had the flu, it was awful, details can stop there. I'm fairly certain that I got all the negative out of the way early this year, so its only awesome-o-power from here on out. Last matchup was basically ladybug taking CKOD to China Town, buying him a nice sweater, getting him a 2 item combo with fried rice and chow mien then dropping him off at school.
Scottnak has some traveling to do soon, however, is going to send the round 2 docs my way when he can. Once he does that I can let you all know whats up so we can finish this up before Spring Training gets in full swing.
Speaking of Albert Pujols, my Dodger friends are finally starting to put down the Hatearaid and appreciating the fact we have King Awesome on the team now. A staunch blue supporter came up to me the other day (albeit drunk) and waxed poetic on the virtues of having Pudge Holes on the Angels now, regardless if he thought the contract was ridiculous. "I may hate the Angels, and that contract, but I am jealous as f--k that you get to watch that man hit in your uniform next year". Any Beibertown fan fluffing the offensive boner of any part of the the better LA-ish team makes me all warm and tingly in my manhood region.
Eyespy go the nod for this last first round matchup. Considering he consistently told everyone he in no way wanted to be apart of this, I am hoping you all vote for him. I'm fairly certain RM5 is too busy working an actual job with an actual MLB team to write how awesome he is. I don't even know how epyspy is going to work this considering the bracket already clearly states he is not going to win. Welp, good luck anyway.
(Random fluff-puppy does not like epyspy's chances either.)
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Eyespy
Is fighting the good fight on behalf of all of us under-achievers who didn’t make the bracket. So he gets my vote.
Rally Monkey 5, on the other hand, is collecting a paycheck from an as yet unnamed major league organisation, and while therefore deserving of my utmost respect, can’t get past my petty envy in the division lobby. No vote for you.
I see red people
Its so the Rainjars
just to spite us.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
4 down, 26 to go
We’ll get there iteratively…
I see red people
by The Limey on Feb 16, 2012 3:55 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
My vote is for eyespy
becasue i love that hawaiian Mararonii shit
but if i eat to much i vomit
Go get it BRAH
Forget Tebow
Andy Lee is the second coming of Jesus
-ME
I voted for eyespy.
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." Rogers Hornsby
LOLBAH!
"A walk is as good as an out." -- Mickey Hatcher (not really, but you know he wants to say it)
Voted,
bruddah!
"And that’s why to hell with the traffic, Diane, we’re staying until the end of the game, and that’s final." ~brokenyard, 8/18/11
I just realized that fist has 6 fingers. What’s the dealio?
"Stay loyal to the Angels. As for me, I'm jumping on the Nationals bandwagon, later." -Daniel Sirca
by migfig on Feb 16, 2012 3:54 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Ha! Didn’t notice that either…
Kick Texas' Pujols!
by Halo Hurricane on Feb 16, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions
What's up with our planned ad campaign in the Arlington area?
I’ve got a tax return comin’ and nothin’ else seems like a more worthy cause.
Scioscialist Party of America - Redistributing your defense since 2000.
my tax return is going towards a new mattress
last year i got 8 grand back so i could have paid for a full “Yu a bitch, Texas” campaign in the Dallas Metro area
Forget Tebow
Andy Lee is the second coming of Jesus
-ME
i always wondered what 8 grand of powdered milk and government cheese looked like.
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
by clover_black on Feb 16, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions
Ladies and Gentlemen.... Paul McAnulty's baby picture!!!!
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
Don't say "PUDGE HOLES"
ever again. It’s just wrong.
Don't call me Bugs. Although Bugs Bunny could do it all on the baseball field.
this haole has gotta go eyespy

What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
best movie to watch while your half asleep feeding a baby
“surfer from the AZ goes to HI to compete and falls in love and blah
Forget Tebow
Andy Lee is the second coming of Jesus
-ME
My nickname with the locals at work is Turtle
We watched them film most of this movie at Ehukai Beach Park.
Fun Fact:
While in high school I participated in a pre season wrestling tournament at Kaiser High School, where Nia Peeples was a timekeeper.
When a round ends, the time keeper will throw a rolled up towel onto the mat, to notify the referee the round ended.
Nia got me in the face three times during one match, and a couple of more times during the tournament.
your so luck
i bet you have ate at this place in Hawaii that is famous for there hotdog, chili, and white rice lunch plate
Forget Tebow
Andy Lee is the second coming of Jesus
-ME
this is why i hate you

Forget Tebow
Andy Lee is the second coming of Jesus
-ME
by DAD OF VLAD on Feb 19, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
Calling Justin Bieber "Gay" is an insult to Freddy Mercury.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
by red floyd on Feb 16, 2012 10:55 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Another tough choice.
But RallyMonkey5 by a nose.
A wise man does not need advice and a fool won't take it.
Guess I better vote for eyespy
because according to CONTROL regulations and seniority, if he doesn’t win this round then Larrabee will be taking his place next year.
CONGER, CONGER, CONGER !!!
RallyMonkey5
Bourjos is faster than...[insert person, item, object here]
by SD_AngelsFan#27 on Feb 17, 2012 7:17 AM PST reply actions
I am voting Eyespy
1. Because is takes a man with a certain size of testicles to have such a garish avatar.
2. I think I picked up he is an Oregonian.
Unlike this cat, my love for the LAA will never die.
mahalo
Avatar is my son. I woke up one morning with green foil around the place. Looked at his phone, and seen the pic. Adjusted the colors, and wallah.
Born in Mountain View, CA, and the moved to Hawaii the next year. Oldest brother lives in Eugene, OR and doesn’t believe in money. He barters for everything. His wife pays the bills.
Voted
"When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."
RallyMonkey5
"A walk is as good as an out." -- Mickey Hatcher (not really, but you know he wants to say it)
eyespy
because I love it when he speaks Macadamian
mahalo
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
My two cents
I’m the original, not invited to the partey, member to this site. I come in at number six(Would that be for this site, or all of SBN?), behind our Mostest Greatest Leader, Yeswecan, and Pattimelt.
I am, to my knowledge, the original “First Post is a FanPost” way back back on April 3, 2005. Way before the technology that cause the “Flame Wars” for today’s noob. I also lay claim to being one of, if not, the first BANNED, then unbanned(as many times as I have been banned) member, and maybe the reason for the no politics rule. I have also feared that I was banned, and wrote pleading emails to REV so that I could be reinstated, but it turned out that it was only browser troubles on my side. So now, I lay, low.
I don’t even know what the goal of this tournament is, that I have no chance in hell of winning, anymore.(I’m placing all of my HaloDough on chickendinner11, for traditional reasons). I also think most of my better works. I write works, because I don’t post much in words like the great one to this site, but with pictures. That was one thing I always wanted to do with a computer. Manipulate images. Some good, lots and lots of bad. This site has given me a purpose to practice, without having to do the lessons.
Mahalo to the menagerie that joined, and supports this site. A site that my avatar/son/first mate wiggles18
says “has to be the greatest fan site for anything on the iterwebs”.
some of my works that still remain



by eyespy on Feb 17, 2012 3:57 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Oh NOW someone cares
typical eyespy.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
Still the team player I am, I am
LETS GO HALOS. I would damn you fluffy puppy for being a doubter, but you such a cute widdle fing.
abba zabba!!!
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
i'm #3
two SBN admins registered to actually build and test-comment the site, March 22, 2005: Me, Missus Halofan.
Soon after that yeswecan, pattimelt, eyespy
As they say on teevee: the rex is history.
by Rev Halofan on Feb 19, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
then a few years later i showed up
and let me just say the site became COMPLETE
Forget Tebow
Andy Lee is the second coming of Jesus
-ME

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