Ill say though the title of this guys articles is “fake trades” and he has written many of them so I don’t think he is that serious about this trade proposal.

Trout is a 20-year-old with power, speed, and defense. His upside is something like Bobby Abreu in his prime after mainlining liquid Willie Mays on the surface of Krypton.

The real answer for the Angels would be to bury Vernon Wells under a pile of powdered Gatorade at the end of the bench, which would allow for some illegal-in-32-states UZR porn from Trout, Bourjos, and Hunter, but that’s too simple to work. And it’s not nearly as much fun to talk about. Just be thankful that I didn’t go with my Zimmerman(n)s-for-Mike Trout idea to troll the Internet.

I like this guy’s writing style even if the article is just stat porn.