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Bleacher Report: Dodgers management could make a statement by trading for...Mike Trout!

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This piece is bizarre, absurd and hilarious all at once. Robert Pace of the Bleacher Report believes The Dodgers "can make a statement at the deadline" by making a trade for, among other players, MIKE TROUT. The fact that anyone claiming to be a "sportswriter" would even publish something like this blows my mind. Pace writes: "After a good rookie season, Trout is hitting .301 with four homers and 12 runs batted in, which isn’t an astronomical feat but is commendable at his young age." At this point, one might ask Mr. Pace "exactly how much crack did you smoke before writing this?"

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