The part that really stands out, though, is the line, "You don't care about Jered Weaver." Read it in context, you'll get it.
In the comments, our very own Kernel wrote, "I Care About Jered Weaver." And, I really think this needs to be an HH, if not SBN, meme for when Jered does something amazing. You know, like every time he pitches.