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Where have our ace starters gone?

(Apologies to the immortal Pete Seeger)

Where have all our ace starters gone? Long time passing Where have all our ace starters gone? Long time ago Where have all our ace starters gone? Gone to shit every one When will they all return? When will they all return? Where have all our ace starters gone? Greinke, Haren and the Weave Where have all our ace starters gone? And Wilson too--hard to conceive Where have all our ace starters gone? Gone to suckage everyone When will they all return? My season tickets I may burn. Where have all our ace starters gone? They all got pounded by the mighty Rays Where have all our ace starters gone? They sure got blown away Where have all our ace starters gone? Without Premium our CERA is done When will Soth ever learn? When will Soth ever learn? Where have all our ace starters gone? Didn't have trust in their mechanics long Where have all our ace starters gone?
Butcher soon to be done Where have all our ace starters gone? Put us in the graveyard every one When will we ever learn? When will we ever learn?
What a waste of the mighty Trout
And the emergence of the Pujols' clout
What a waste of Arte's bucks
Cause I think that were really f**ked
Six weeks more of Wells and Isingsucken
In this kingdom something's really rot-ten
Not sure what we're supposed to learn with this sh*t
Guess it's time for shots and massive bong-blast hits.

Cause it's like, what else are we gonna do? (Oops, Woody Allen just invaded this pathetic send off...)

Sorry, not my best effort, but I guess that just matches our beloved Halo's efforts these days. :-(

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