Well, I couldn't think of a topic on which to write a post for Rev's contest, so I thought I'd take a swing at a short ode to Angels baseball, 2013 style. Hence, my take on the old classic, "Take Me Out to the Ball Game," written in about 30 minutes (can you tell?).
FAKE ME OUT AT THE BALL GAME
(Angels Buttercup Song)
Sung to the tune of "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
Fake me out at the ball game,
Make me think we can win.
Trumbo and Pujols will hit some jacks,
But Trout can’t steal so we’ll never come back.
It’s a hoot to think that the Angels
Will win at least 60 games,
For it’s one-run games and shutouts
That the Soth’s to blame.