Let's kick some Red Sox Ass, shall we?
- Not Reggie Willits, no it is J.B. Shuck LF
- Starting All Star outfielder is not Jacoby Pillsbury it's Mike Trout CF
- No introduction needed Albert Pujols DH
- Back at Cleanup Mark Trumbo 1B
- Future Batting Champion, and actually maybe this year, Howie Kendrick 2B
- The Return of the Skoal Bandit, Josh Hamilton RF
- (I saw my third base man gettin') Sloppy Alberto Callaspo 3B
- Old Blue Eyes Chris Iannetta C
- The Original Rally Dog Erick Aybar SS
And Mister Dairy-Free Straight-Edge himself, C.J. Wilson on the mound.