I'm C.J. Wilson - When I am not nibbling around the plate to push my pitch count to astronomical levels I am starting innings off with a quick baserunner to justify my nibbling around the strike zone.
I'm Josh Hamilton - Weren't that funny when that ball popped outta my glove! Shore-in-tootin' Dadgum ball floating into no-man's land but I am the man and you gotta call it No-Glove Land - get it, har har har.
I am Alberto Callaspo - Try to catch the ball I throw so high.
I'm Chris Iannetta - Hey look at how pretty that guy's curveball is there, I think I will just sit back and watch it, wow, groovy man.
I'm J.B. Shuck - Lower your damn expectations.
I'm Dane De La Rosa - Mike Sciosica loooooooves me.
I'm Scott Downs - I gotta get me some dagburn sandpaper and rub the slivers offa this here bench, not doing nothin' else no how.
The Red Sox got lucky on a lot of Angels miscues, BFD, they are not that great. Chowd Nation can bite us. Good night.