Gimpy Pujols Back @1B - Angels Saturday Lineup

1B?!?!?!? - USA TODAY Sports

When does Plantar Fascitis become a synonym for Russian Roulette?

Mike Scioscia did not see Albatross Albert wincing in pain or he has decided that since he shares the same initials with the Marquis De Sade that he should bring out the pain game in a big way to the wealthiest player on the team...

Here is his lineup:

  1. J.B. Shuck - Left Field
  2. Mike Trout - Center Field
  3. Albert Pujols - 1B
  4. Josh Hamilton - Right Field
  5. Howie Kendrick - 2B
  6. Mark Trumbo - Designated Hitter
  7. Erick Aybar - Short Stop
  8. Chris Iannetta - Catcher
  9. Brendan Harris - 3B

And if that were not surrender enough, Jerome Williams is on the mound!

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