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wut? - Jayne Kamin-Oncea-USA TODAY Spor

Yawn... it was Texas this time.

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The Texas Rangers beat a triple-A baseball tam in Anaheim tonight, giving their bandwagon fans undeserved confidence in their cheating-scarred baseball team. When they face actual major league opponents after Wednesday night their gaggle of pimply jocks will go back to the gutless hackathon wimps that have defined Texas baseball this season.

Meanwhile, Angels fans look toward 2014.

On a day that began with a humiliating all-hands-on-deck Spring Training exercise in Pitcher Fielding Practice, the Angels gave Mike Scioscia a rousing rendition of "GET OFF THE STAGE"...

Last night the Angels allowed six stolen bases. Tonight they allowed seven.

Hey Mike: The song that you just sang it sounds exactly the last one... so get off the stage!

Meanwhile Mike Trout hit a home run on his 22nd birthday. He hit one last year on his birthday. The game lasted so long you cannot imagine he will be going out for drinks tonight. That was the last highlight for the Angels. Wow they are terrible but it is hilarious giving Rangers fans a false sense of confidence. Nope, Y'all are not that great.

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