ALDS Game #1 Thread
Angels @ Red Sox - John LACKEY versus Josh "Blister Bitch" Beckett
3:30 PM Pacific Time on TBS
The key to this game will be surprising and aggravating a bored, spoiled bunch of babies playing before the most narcissistic fans on Earth. The sociopathic alcoholic white supremacists in the stands will take any Angel scoring personally and pout, thus taking 90 percent of the crowd out of the game.
The Angels should score early, score often, and refuse to be intimidated by one-dimensional non-stars who hit for chemically-induced and Gammons-hyped power while pretending the strike zone is the size of a lima bean.
For Fun Before the Game:
Name two Angels who will drive in a run in today's contest. You get one point for naming one, but three points for naming two.
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Weehee!
Class ends right before the game starts.
I feel the EXCITE.
BTW Rev, check your email!
It's Good to Feel the Love
In case any of you Halo-heads are out of the country but following things online - DON'T.
I'm out of the US at the moment and found out that a web company called Joost has made an agreement with MLB to deliver all the post season games over the web for free IF you are outside of the US or Japan. If you're in the US and Japan they're delivering 30 min recaps of each game. Supposedly they are starting these broadcasts on Oct. 4th, so a day late...not sure about how all that will play out or when the broadcast will start but I thought folks might be interested.
FFB4theG
by the OC angels on Oct 3, 2007 2:36 AM PDT reply actions
lets go boys
by adirondakangelfan on Oct 3, 2007 5:55 AM PDT reply actions
FFBTG
Kendrick
Let's Go Halo's!
The game is coming on right after I get home from work, so I will try to watch it as I take care of my kids.
GA / Howie
Can A's fans play?
Kendrick & Cabrera
by Kelly on Oct 3, 2007 6:48 AM PDT reply actions
Woo hoo -
Kotchman, Kendrick, Willits and Napoli ALL get RBI's in my universe. Don't count this toward the OPD thing - I guessed too many folks, but I have a weird feeling that this is a high scoring game - like 7-5 Halos.
I see the kids being the ones that get the Angels through this series - if they get through it.
Jimmuscomp
Couldn't hate the Bosox more....
Let's win em both in Boston then mop em up here at the Big A. I predict a SWEEP!!
OC and Big Daddy.
May the curse resume tonight
by I am a fair weather fan so the halos better win on Oct 3, 2007 8:04 AM PDT reply actions
picks
My Angels flag is flying proudly today in South Jordan, Utah, although my football-loving neighbors probably have no idea why!
called in sick
ga and willits.
vlad and oc
What say...
I'd burn my ticket if I couldn't go before I let it fall in the hands of a bahston fan.
I knew I shoulda called in sick today!
Ok...
I'm gonna roll with GA and HK-47 for my two choices!
The Simulator says...
RBIs
Garret Anderson
The Angels will win the ALDS in 5. My forecast is for the Angels to go LWLWW. If Lackey gets a split in his two starts the Halos will be alright. The Angels must get at least a split in the first two games at Fenway. Game 3? Curt Schilling is 8-0 when I see him pitch. Pete Rose's advice is don't bet on a streak to end.
I don't know about Rose,
YES WE CAN
angels in 3.
tonight, Cabby and GA get things rolling.
Give Me Vladdy and OC
by TripDownStateCollege on Oct 3, 2007 10:59 AM PDT reply actions
Vlad and Kendrick
Black Bird!!!!!!!
Lets play some baseball!!!!!
Vladdy and Anderson
How Boston's inherent (and explicit) racism with regard to their sports teams gets under the national attention radar is beyond me. You'd better score a lot and bring home an NBA title, Kevin Garnett, or the Chowds will run you outta Boston faster than you can say Emmitt Till.
I hate Boston !
I didn't think anybody understood the personality dynamic of the average Red Sox fan the way I do (having experienced their wrath personally at Fenway on several occasions) until I read Rev.'s description. And if you think "white supremacist" is a bit strong of a term, do a little experiment for me. Everytime the TBS cameras show crowd shots today, try counting the number of african-american or otherwise non-white faces. I think you'll be surprised.
Vlad & Kotch
It may be possible that the Abercrombie & Fitch stock will drop with a Bahston loss due to the lack of motivation and emmense hangovers caused by a Halo win.
by autrys cowboys on Oct 3, 2007 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
Izturis and O-Cab
Tea Party
Lineup
Crabs SS
Vlad DH
GA LF
Izzy 3B
Kotch 1B
Kendrick 2B
Naps C
Willits CF
If I were scioscia I would have listened to matt and used Kendry or Rivera in RF because we NEED some POP in this Lineup!!!
And Haynes should be in CF.....sorry Reggie.
ooo?
by Los Angeles de Anaheim on Oct 3, 2007 2:49 PM PDT reply actions
HOT DOG!!!!!!!!!!! THERE'S A OPD IN OCT!!!!!!!!!!
Time Warner JUST added the game in HD!
by charlata on Oct 3, 2007 2:57 PM PDT reply actions
the sheer number of people in the streets
Vlad and OC
... and for Boston
Youkilis 1B
Ortiz DH
Manny LF
Lowell 3B
Drew RF
Varitek C
Crisp CF
Lugo SS
I don't know why...
Figgy
GA
shit, i'm so stoked.
i like steve stone
izzy is batting 5th, we got the fire power
Time to drive a stake in the heart of Sox Nation
Halos don't look loose in the dugout
It's the first playoff game for a lot of them
by cardinalwraith on Oct 3, 2007 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I DO like the umpiring crew
is there one good umpire
Welcome to the postseason, Desmond!!
GOOD JOB FIGGY!
I love Soch
At the very least the running game
Pink eye.
by cardinalwraith on Oct 3, 2007 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously?
by ReggieBullits on Oct 3, 2007 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha
by ReggieBullits on Oct 3, 2007 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
didn't someone ever tell GA not ...
Well those were wasted opportunities.
EAAAAZY .... it's only the 1st inning
GA shouldn't be playing
Fuck Scioscia.......PLAY RIVERA
SPANISH SPEAKERS.......Very Funny!!!
Ahhh yeah... Lackey getting ahead
yikes
And now I've gotta hear Mota...
stop worrying about the TBS announcers
by DChalofan on Oct 3, 2007 3:56 PM PDT reply actions
true true
by lightupthehalo on Oct 3, 2007 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh.. Lackey's gotta do a better job of
Awww.. yeah - this over-paid clown
Lackey seems to be hesitant to throw the heat
i want to mute
LOL at your signature
by lightupthehalo on Oct 3, 2007 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice play, Mice!!
maicer
by DChalofan on Oct 3, 2007 4:01 PM PDT reply actions
OK... for the new comers
That's why they play 9 innings
I'm not a newcomer
by cardinalwraith on Oct 3, 2007 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
that pitch right there...
haha.. Our ball boys are the best in baseball...
Sheesh --- Arte couldn't get a better seat?
he happened to be right
by DChalofan on Oct 3, 2007 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It hit his cleat
by ReggieBullits on Oct 3, 2007 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know what Howie's cleats are made of
by DChalofan on Oct 3, 2007 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I love the Master Card commercial with the kids
if i see another "this is our country"
Why is it that only Boston and the Yankees talk
Because they actually have them
There we go..
Lackey needs a strikeout
NICE JOB NAPOLI!
Warm up Santana
Wow
by DChalofan on Oct 3, 2007 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
NAP!!!
i watched the replay
Now.. LET'S HIT!!!
This game does not look good.
We are lucky to be down 1-0
by DChalofan on Oct 3, 2007 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
damn it!
i would hate to get shut out by those douchebags
Current win expectancy
More like 1%
i will hate the sox for a long long long long long
I wish that Lackey
That wasn't really a bad pitch....
He was obviously guessing curve and did a good job of staying back. Ortiz can actually hit the off-speed stuff pretty well.
Our "big game pitcher"
angels
he's scared now and can't throw strikes!
It is stupid
Lackey-luster is pitching to contact
7 hits and 7 outs
by DChalofan on Oct 3, 2007 4:36 PM PDT reply actions
God damnit, I was scornful of the negativity
Next time will be at home
by DChalofan on Oct 3, 2007 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You had no reason to be scornful
he's getting himself in some serious
Man.. what is he doing??
pitching change...
wow.. it's only 4-0??
Don't worry...
We just have to get Beckett outta this game.
Nice DP -
Time to bail out the pitcher... cmon Angels
we'll be lucky to get...
by Downing Rules on Oct 3, 2007 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
ways we can win this series:
stop pitching to ortiz.
STOP. PITCHING. TO. ORTIZ.
learn to hit.
learn to pitch.
The Angels need somebody who can hit for power
Dare I say "A-Rod"?
by cardinalwraith on Oct 3, 2007 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
We need a few guys in today's lineup
by Downing Rules on Oct 3, 2007 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
This game is not over
I'm just disappointed by the tone that has been set for this series. Terrible start.
by DChalofan on Oct 3, 2007 4:44 PM PDT reply actions
Pathetic
by Angels on Oct 3, 2007 4:47 PM PDT reply actions
REMEMBER THE MEMORIAL DAY MASSACRE?
It can happen!
We can win this series!
I believe!
YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN!
but if they were winning titles...
Win or lose, up or down, always an LA fan, baby!
by Downing Rules on Oct 3, 2007 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
If we lose the series, does an A-Rod movement
the good thing
what's with the offense?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
yeah, at about 3:30PM right after Figgy's hit...
by Downing Rules on Oct 3, 2007 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Scioscia Likes it Pink.......
WE NEED POWER!!!!!
Fourth inning
by DChalofan on Oct 3, 2007 4:52 PM PDT reply actions
Butcher is such a clown
WE NEED HITTERS
Oh and BRING IN SANTANA Scioscia......PH Rivera in Andersons spot......and Morales in Figgins Spot!!!
OK... so we're down 4
That was important
by DChalofan on Oct 3, 2007 4:54 PM PDT reply actions
Jesus
Im already gearing up for next season, we just take in bent over from the sawk. Even their fans are bored, waiting for the ALCS to start.
by Pwn on Oct 3, 2007 4:56 PM PDT reply actions
i love baseball
Everyone needs to take a deep breathe
Step off the fucking ledge, get behind your team and have faith they will find their pantherism!!!
YES WE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14 consecutive batters
Aaaaaaand
And just as I write that, the Angels go down 1-2-3 once again.
Pfft.
It is possible to be a realist
by Pwn on Oct 3, 2007 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
realism has no place in the post season.
I expect you're not only eating crow.
Sh*t sandwich.
Here's what you guys don't understand
If the Angels lose this series, trust me, no one will be happier about it than Rob. Because even though he claims to be a fan, he just can't wait to tell everyone "I told you so".
Good luck, Rob.
Well if someone can tell me who predicted
The game isn't over and neither is the series.
Because of past pwnage
no, not really.
live in the future and not in the past
Go Away!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Halos!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's not really an Angel fan. He routes for some
go home
by Downing Rules on Oct 3, 2007 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
My belief
It must suck to be you and basking in your negativity...due us all a favor and take your negative shit elsewhere....all you do is bitch and complain about the Angels...year in and year out all you do is complain... give it a rest or pick a new team!
Go Halos and go away Scareduck....
A Hit!
Early count outs
by Caseys Kiss of Death on Oct 3, 2007 5:03 PM PDT reply actions
"Benchwarmers"
by Downing Rules on Oct 3, 2007 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a great pitching suggestion...
Good thing that they took out Lackey in the 3rd...
Come on Halos !
Throw in the towel! Season over!
Right...
by Downing Rules on Oct 3, 2007 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
ortiz & manny killing lacks
1.087 for manny
not including tonight. pretty ridiculous huh?
Please Scioscia.....Make a postseason Lineup
Please Anderson, Quinlin, Aybar, Izzy.....Kick ass Because Scioscia is going to play you ALOT!!!!!
Oh and Rivera/Kendry please get hits in your 1 or 2 ABs you get this series....
Our guys are jet lagging.
by Downing Rules on Oct 3, 2007 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Francona goes Belichek on us...
The umps take away five runs as a punishment, therefore the Angels lead 0 - -1.
That's the only way we'll get a lead at this rate.
hopefully...
It's not a day game...
by Downing Rules on Oct 3, 2007 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Positive Spin:
- Darling little Dustin Pedroia is 0 fer 3.
- We've turned infinitely more double plays than the red suckers. Bos 3 GIDP's Halos 0
- We've nailed a runner while stealing.
I blame Vlad...
at least 27 outs makes a game....usually.
by Downing Rules on Oct 3, 2007 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Agree with that to some extent
Vlad USUALLY swings at the first pitch...
Well, "Grichfan,".....
jeter is 0-8 against lackey post-season
Panthritis...
by Downing Rules on Oct 3, 2007 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
Bingo!
by Downing Rules on Oct 3, 2007 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude.. Beckett is just on
I am "watching" a box score refresh...
by Downing Rules on Oct 3, 2007 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Agree, tip cap to Beckett, but.....
Looks like we need Escy and the offense to come through for us BIG TIME on Friday. Do or die on Friday, that's for sure....
Winning Friday is important.
Puh-Leez
i'm optimistic we can score one-single drop of a
a 1-0 count...my observation above is
is this a sign that Beckett Guide is tiring?
garret is just ripping the ball tonight
Santana is looking good.
Amazingly
by DChalofan on Oct 3, 2007 5:41 PM PDT reply actions
Let's see how he does in the carne asada ...
by Downing Rules on Oct 3, 2007 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
See Ya Friday.....mabye we will have some hitters.
Lets hope Scioscia views Halos Heaven Tonight and catches on because I think your onto something.
Ok, acuda... good night now...
by Downing Rules on Oct 3, 2007 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
josh beckett, well, i tip my cap excellence...
HD
by ncavideo on Oct 3, 2007 5:45 PM PDT reply actions
dunno. I'd rather have kowbell.
I think the problem...
Figgins
Kendrick
Guerrero
Kotchman
GA
Cabrera
Izturis
Napoli
Willits
I'm not saying it would've made a difference in today's game, but still...Izzy at #5 is a joke.
by Angels on Oct 3, 2007 5:48 PM PDT reply actions
Rivera or Morales should have played
by DChalofan on Oct 3, 2007 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Because he's batted fifth
yeah but why is figgins batting first and vladdy
Not. Aybar.
bunt?
where is juan homer run possibility rivera?
Josh Beckett
You're right - The Angels CAN play with anyone ...
I've got news for you acuda .....
No wonder you're an atheist.
Bullshit! That last one was'nt a strike
Ay Ay
Who are we kidding though Kendry and Rivera should have been in a long time ago!!!!!

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