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Angels Third Straight Win: One For the West Coast

The Angels have quietly won three straight games for the first time in over a month.

While the Fox network announcers railed against the homerun call in today's game, the outcome of the contest would likely have not changed. But the national baseball media hates the Angels. They mock the name change, resent the 2002 championship, despise California although they only know it from stereotypes, and feel that fans on the west coast are not, in general, as "true" as fans on the east coast. You know the east coast fan - the smug fuqtard who needs every gametime posted on television and the internet to be listed in his time zone because he cannot wipe his own ass until he is reminded that he is near the country's cultural, intellectual and political center.

Well, this is the fan that nepotism-produced FOX announcer Kenny Albert is dying to massage, lick the humidity-induced sweat off of and otherwise grovel toward in nude supplication. Guess the idiots who enjoy shoveling snow just to get to work only to get kicked in the teeth on the job by ivy league managerial know-nothings, I guess these urbane east coasters buy more of whatever pisswater beer and overpriced Detroit lemon non-hybrids are getting advertised on Rupert Murdoch's baseball-pimping network.

The Angels have quietly won three straight games for the first time in over a month. Hurt, disheveled, training-on-the-job, juggling the lineups, demoting, promoting and playing musical jerseys each night, the Angels just took a series from the team with the 2nd best record in baseball. Don't DARE let that story get out!

On Sunday night they will try to make it four straight victories in a game broadcast on history's most vile, insipid joke of a network: ESPN. This company is the most biased box of East Coast vermin who have ever assembled to fawn over the rotting cheese stench of teams from the two most narcissistic burgs in American history. This cancer on sports is an expanding tumor of self-importance. They hate us, we hate them, but we can win. Win Sunday night and Anaheim cuts out another small chunk off of the east-coast-myopia tapeworm growing inside the stomach of American sports.

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For what it's worth
the commentator on today's broadcast was the west coast's own Eric Karros.

by jjackflash on Jul 28, 2007 11:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Brilliant
Rev,

Somehow you managed to put just about everything I have thought, but never managed to effectively communicate, into a perfect prescription for the eradication of east coast egocentrism (how's that for alliteration).  

I will continue to hold out that it will only be a matter of time (I am thinking maybe 10 years or 3 more WS victories) before the left coast gets the coverage, let alone respect, that it has long deserved.

by agermer on Jul 28, 2007 11:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Coverage/Respect
Never.  Gonna.  Happen.

And it doesn't bother me at all.  

Our win, their loss.

Willits for ROY

by 101halo on Jul 28, 2007 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was mostly
being sarcastic.  I think the only way anything remotely similar to equal coverage could occur is with a division in ESPN and the establishment of a new headquarters in LA.

by agermer on Jul 29, 2007 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Beautiful!!!
I couldn't have said it any better. Pure Mother-bleeping Venom and Spite. I love it!

One more thing about the "East Coast", specifically the Northeast. The people there are ugly as all hell.

I spent 10 days in Baltimore in 1996 on business. I stayed in the Holiday Inn with a room overlooking Camden Yards during the "Jeffrey Maier" series. In 10 days of actively looking for a single smoking hot chick the likes of which you'd run into within seconds at Brea mall or South Coast Plaza, I came up with nothing.

Same goes for Boston and greater New England. I refer to it as the "North Eastern Hook Nose". Why rhinoplastists don't have Starbucks level densities in this part of the country is beyond me. These people need help.

It is a fundamental fact that ALL women from the East Coast end up looking like the librarian at your High School by the age of 30.

DarkAngel hath spoken....

by darkangel01 on Jul 28, 2007 11:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you're in the wrong part of boston
you need to be near colleges with girls from other states.

its a bountiful harvest.

East coast bias

by Carl Johnson on Jul 29, 2007 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can HALF agree
I go to Rutgers, and I've seen my fair share of smokin' hot women at some parties and in classes while there, but Jesus...when they miss on the east coast, they miss BAD...and even the hot ones usually have gag-reflex inducing accents or gravel-y voices.  It's a shame, really.

by Caseys Kiss of Death on Jul 29, 2007 4:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chicks
I live in NYC and totally agree they are unbelieveably ugly here.  However, I have been all over the great country of ours and the best looking women I have ever seen are in Maryland (to be fair it wasn't Baltimore, but more the shore areas).  Boston has some hot or cute chicks if you like them pale (I do).

I went to school at the University of Miami, which pulled them in from all over the east coast, so I had lots of eye candy to compare.  Florida chicks are pretty good too.

by elricsi on Jul 29, 2007 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL ....you guys are funny!
I Love the your choice of words Rev...you have pretty much spoken for the entire congregation with respect to the deep rooted east coast bias. I mean could they (the broadcasters) have expressed their bad taste in their mouths from the botched call in any more detail???? Geeesh!...get over it!...you as a broadcaster shouldn't have any bias when calling a game. You don't even know how sick I got from the obvious disgust and envy they showed because the call went in favor of the Angels. They absolutely disected the play. Oh my...how can a left coast team with NO POP ever be a match for their beloved east coast teams??? How is it that a team such as the Angels, with no offensive prowess, a David versus the east' Goliath can win??? Well eat crow beeeyaaachesss!!! You can chalk this series up as a win for the Angels (yeah...a left coast team!)!
Final score: Angels 4 Giants 1 Angels 2002 World Series Champions!!!

by Halofanatic on Jul 29, 2007 12:06 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Sweetest Revenge is yet to come.
When the Halos hit the playoffs and drum the annual shit out of the likes of the Yankees, and ESPN/FOX find themselves having to sell a World Series occupied by a team that they spent all season ignoring and dismissing, we can shove their predictably abysmal ratings up their ass with the thick end of Vladdie's tar-stained baseball bat.

by Stirrups on Jul 29, 2007 12:12 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy Shit!
Win one for the Rev!
We'll be fine.

by ReggieBullits on Jul 29, 2007 1:00 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

life was so much simpler
before you got cable, Rev.

who cares what any one says as long as the Halo gets lit each night.

scoreboard. period.
standings. period.

by rbrianc on Jul 29, 2007 3:03 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's a money thing...
Whenever there is a West coast series, or a West coast team doing well, the East coast turns off, therefore the advertising revenue is down etc, thus pissing off the networks involved. Since the TV networks follow the Bush/Rove policy of playing to their core electorate and telling them what they want to hear, rather than trying to embrace new ideas or finding a new audience - East coast GOOD, West coast... whatever - those numb-nuts on the East coast never hear anything good about west coast ball, and therefore they turn off.  It becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.

If they had any common sense, they might try generating some broader interest in West coast baseball out there, so that when, inevitably, there is success out here (hopefully this year), their advertising revenue doesn't fall through the floor.

It's not rocket science.

by The Limey on Jul 29, 2007 5:48 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You think you have it tough?
I used to rail about East Coast bias when I lived back home in OC, but as a SoCal expat to Scotland we've really got it tough.

Just guessing that The Limey might be watching as well as me in the wee hours tonight (1 am start!) on Britain's Channel Five, which has thrown us a bone by showing the Halos for the first time this season. Over here, we get the Sunday night ESPN game, so we're really at the mercy of ECB.

Not that I'm complaining (it's great to watch the Halos from the comfort of my own sofa) but it means a full night (early Monday morning) of friggin Joe Morgan's blather followed by between-inning breaks of the British studio show. Which means the tag team of Jonny Gould (a likeable English bloke who knows a teeny bit about baseball) and Josh Chetwynd, an annoying know-it-all Sox fan and former minor league scrub whose mission it is to somehow stay in TV and inform the great unwashed Brit masses about the finer points of a game in which players can actually use their hands.

It can make for a long night -- but well worth it if we can watch the Angels light the halo.

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Jul 29, 2007 6:56 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dustin Diamond's International Debut; Hobbits
Dustin Moseley on the world's stage tonight? Nice. You've inspired me -- I will attempt to direct the bouncing beachballs to drop atop Scott Boras's fat head, as his bloated body stands reposed in his dugout suite behind homeplate. Also, if the stars align, I will be making a spectacular foul ball barehanded catch. I will then emotionally and quite animatedly double point to the sky, and say a prayer for our boys highlandhalo, The Limey, UK Halo, and Matt UK...

On a side note, any of you blokes ever been to Moseley Bog?

by Bilko 420 on Jul 29, 2007 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, late night tonight
I have a "doctor's appointment" tomorrow morning.  Will take advantage of the one and only opportunity for a bit of Angels baseball in the UK tonight...

Looking forward to seeing you take out that money-grabbing melon-head Bor-ass with anything that comes to hand.

by The Limey on Jul 29, 2007 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for the Halos Heaven prayers
Bilko, props to you! We enjoyed watching the Halos kick ass over here and it was great fun seeing Jonny Gould and Josh Chetwynd squirm in the studio because they couldn't think of anything to say since it was such a rout and they couldn't glorify the Tigers.

To his credit Josh was really pumping up the Angels, especially Figgins and Moseley. The nicest thing is it wasn't just me, The Limey, Matt UK and UK Halo that got to see it ... every baseball fan in Britain that was watching got to see Halos baseball at its finest!

Never been to Moseley Bog, not sure about the other guys, don't know where Limey, Matt and UK Halo are from or where they live. Moseley Bog is somewhere near Birmingham though, and I've lived in London, Kent and now up in the Scottish Highlands.

Cheers!

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Jul 30, 2007 4:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How did Boarass look in HD?
Chaps, I trust the doctor appointments went well today.  I must apologize, however, as I had no opportunity to field any foul balls nor play any beachball cleanly.

Also, I am told it is now considered gauche to throw bottles at players and/or agents.

:(

-Bilko

by Bilko 420 on Jul 30, 2007 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

p.s. Desmond
Some of us wash, we're called the English - It's the Scottish that have an issue (n.b. Glaswegians are known to their East-coast brethren as soap-dodgers, as I'm sure you've discovered)

by The Limey on Jul 29, 2007 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed Mr Limey
well aware that the English are very clean ... and as Mrs Highlandhalo is English she reminds me every day that as a SoCal I often do not meet her standards.

Was so fired up for tonight's game I went down to the local and had four pints. My doctor will be as upset as yours I suppose ... :)

GO HALOS!

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Jul 29, 2007 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That said ...
It can be rather entertaining watching the Channel Five show in Britain. Especially when Jonny Gould innocently postulates on ways to make baseball better ...

On of his gems from several years ago was to theorize that teams should use their closers as starters for every game, since the closers are the toughest pitchers to hit against. :)

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Jul 29, 2007 7:03 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ESPN
ESPN has baseball? Any time I turn it on I see NASCAR tonight or whatever. Although, I remember last year Jon Miller going on about how the Angels have been a one series and out team in the playoffs since winning in 2002. He had "forgotten" the Angels beating the Yankees in 2005. Of course, he never corrected himself.

by tanana40 on Jul 29, 2007 9:35 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Miller and Morgan
are two of the reasons why the "MUTE" button was created for the TV remote control.  Be it ESPN or FOX, they have either ignored or been anti-Angels.  This is why I am a big fan of both Phys and Hud.  They may be homers, but their enthusiasm is refreshing.
Ain't no stoppin' us now. We got the groove!

by Fan Since 1981 on Jul 29, 2007 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go Rev! Great rant on the East bias
Almost a Dennis Miller cadence.  Perfect characterization of ESPN (Eastern SPorts Network ---
'There is no intelligent life west of the Adirondacks' --- 'baseball s/b Yankees vs. Red Sox everyday').
And the halo shines tonight

by BP Scanner on Jul 29, 2007 10:23 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

REV GOT No East Coast BIAS!!!
REV: You must change shrinks so you can get these things off your chest and breath again. It is very difficult for me to imagine how you could have such a LOW opion of those fine Eat Coast Folk and especially IVY Leager's at that. Having gone to an IVY League shool for graduate work it is even more amazing. You must not have been at the better places when you vist or talk to the stinking city dwellers. I never ran into any one like you mention at the "Garden" Polo Grounds". Mets first years were there, Yankee Stadium and the Blissful "SHEA", Sheets, signs, and timid fans at best. Only on the subways might you run into your type of FOLK. The city is such a NICE, HOT, HUMID, DIRTY, CONGESTED, EASY GOING PLACE. I am amazrd

by Beachbum Willy on Jul 29, 2007 10:37 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rev...you are so right
I've been out here (NE...DC and NYC) since 1988 and I'll say two things:
  1.  In the NY media there are no sports west of Chicago.  No box scores, no details, no recaps, no nothing.  One exception...the Angels have definitely gotten under the collective Yankee skin.  
  2.  With respect to the women here, what happens after a short period of time is that the theory of relativity is proved.  The urge to reproduce is so strong that the best of the uglies becomes good looking.  Whenever I go west for a couple of games, I get a dose of reality when I return to NY because the women I was attracted to return to reality and I am forced to rationalize that they have an exotic beauty.  <shudder>  But I know in my heart that at that moment, I wouldn't touch 'em with Rev's dick.
Feels like the 1970's all over again. <sigh>

by Moondoggy on Jul 29, 2007 3:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

revsdick
is on monogamy duty...

by Rev Halofan on Jul 29, 2007 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just curious
how often does the Missus read stuff on this blog?  Or do you mostly read it to her when you find something interesting?

by Caseys Kiss of Death on Jul 29, 2007 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you think i t has anything to do with
the fact that we're 19 games over .500 at home but playing exactly .500 on the road??? since we arent playing that well anywhere but home it might make it a tad easier to overlook us...
Paul O'Neill's a BITCH!

by silent_sole on Jul 30, 2007 7:28 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Eh, whatever
ESPN certainly covers the east coast more, but it's simply a matter of supply and demand.

But damn that Kenny Albert for taking a point of view that did not favor the Angels!

This is more of the same whining that is all too common around here: Member X of the media doesn't think the Angels are the best team in the majors or that all of our prospects are wonderful.  Therefore, Member X is biased.

This Us vs. Them mentality is great for rallying the troops, but it's pretty silly and reeks of insecurity.  I don't need the national media to tell me that my favorite team is good.  Actually, I enjoy the fact that the Angels are never the top story on Sportscenter.  It makes winning all the more fun.

One thing about ESPN: sure, it's far from perfect, but it still provides the most steady stream of sports highlights, events and talk (especially ESPNews) on television.  But, I guess it's fun to get back to your punk roots and be so anti-establishment, isn't it?

by Dogman on Jul 30, 2007 9:33 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Huh?
So you would prefer to see Angels highlights buried 40 mins deep into SportsCenter right after an Annika Sorenstam interview and before camel racing from Pakistan? Sounds like fun to me!  
Believe in the power of the Rally Richard.

by Higz on Jul 30, 2007 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree
that there is defenitely east coast bias with ESPN but as Dogman said - it provides the most consistent steaming sports info.  I will say that Hershiser and Baker were pretty pro Angels during the broadcast.  Granted the Angls were kicking ass and it would be hard to say anything bad but still.  That and the fact that Orel and Dusty west coast guys to begin with...
What? Figgins is playing better? Well, I still don't like him.

by gorams77 on Jul 30, 2007 11:43 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hershiser and Baker
They were there because ESPN could not be bothered to have their #1 guy Joe Morgan cover the game. Can you imagine Morgan/Miller missing a Sunday Yankmetsox game? No way.

by Rev Halofan on Jul 30, 2007 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry Rev
But Morgan has always missed the HoF weekend game. He think you can't have a ceremony without him.

by Seik1177 on Jul 30, 2007 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good points
okay okay, it is not ALL a conspiracy against us... just most of it!!!!!

by Rev Halofan on Jul 30, 2007 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

John Miller
is still bitter about 2002.

by Seik1177 on Jul 30, 2007 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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