Angels Third Straight Win: One For the West Coast
The Angels have quietly won three straight games for the first time in over a month.
While the Fox network announcers railed against the homerun call in today's game, the outcome of the contest would likely have not changed. But the national baseball media hates the Angels. They mock the name change, resent the 2002 championship, despise California although they only know it from stereotypes, and feel that fans on the west coast are not, in general, as "true" as fans on the east coast. You know the east coast fan - the smug fuqtard who needs every gametime posted on television and the internet to be listed in his time zone because he cannot wipe his own ass until he is reminded that he is near the country's cultural, intellectual and political center.
Well, this is the fan that nepotism-produced FOX announcer Kenny Albert is dying to massage, lick the humidity-induced sweat off of and otherwise grovel toward in nude supplication. Guess the idiots who enjoy shoveling snow just to get to work only to get kicked in the teeth on the job by ivy league managerial know-nothings, I guess these urbane east coasters buy more of whatever pisswater beer and overpriced Detroit lemon non-hybrids are getting advertised on Rupert Murdoch's baseball-pimping network.
The Angels have quietly won three straight games for the first time in over a month. Hurt, disheveled, training-on-the-job, juggling the lineups, demoting, promoting and playing musical jerseys each night, the Angels just took a series from the team with the 2nd best record in baseball. Don't DARE let that story get out!
On Sunday night they will try to make it four straight victories in a game broadcast on history's most vile, insipid joke of a network: ESPN. This company is the most biased box of East Coast vermin who have ever assembled to fawn over the rotting cheese stench of teams from the two most narcissistic burgs in American history. This cancer on sports is an expanding tumor of self-importance. They hate us, we hate them, but we can win. Win Sunday night and Anaheim cuts out another small chunk off of the east-coast-myopia tapeworm growing inside the stomach of American sports.
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For what it's worth
by jjackflash on Jul 28, 2007 11:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Brilliant
Somehow you managed to put just about everything I have thought, but never managed to effectively communicate, into a perfect prescription for the eradication of east coast egocentrism (how's that for alliteration).
I will continue to hold out that it will only be a matter of time (I am thinking maybe 10 years or 3 more WS victories) before the left coast gets the coverage, let alone respect, that it has long deserved.
by agermer on Jul 28, 2007 11:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Coverage/Respect
And it doesn't bother me at all.
Our win, their loss.
by 101halo on Jul 28, 2007 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was mostly
by agermer on Jul 29, 2007 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Beautiful!!!
One more thing about the "East Coast", specifically the Northeast. The people there are ugly as all hell.
I spent 10 days in Baltimore in 1996 on business. I stayed in the Holiday Inn with a room overlooking Camden Yards during the "Jeffrey Maier" series. In 10 days of actively looking for a single smoking hot chick the likes of which you'd run into within seconds at Brea mall or South Coast Plaza, I came up with nothing.
Same goes for Boston and greater New England. I refer to it as the "North Eastern Hook Nose". Why rhinoplastists don't have Starbucks level densities in this part of the country is beyond me. These people need help.
It is a fundamental fact that ALL women from the East Coast end up looking like the librarian at your High School by the age of 30.
by darkangel01 on Jul 28, 2007 11:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you're in the wrong part of boston
its a bountiful harvest.
by Carl Johnson on Jul 29, 2007 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can HALF agree
by Caseys Kiss of Death on Jul 29, 2007 4:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chicks
I went to school at the University of Miami, which pulled them in from all over the east coast, so I had lots of eye candy to compare. Florida chicks are pretty good too.
by elricsi on Jul 29, 2007 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL ....you guys are funny!
by Halofanatic on Jul 29, 2007 12:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Sweetest Revenge is yet to come.
by Stirrups on Jul 29, 2007 12:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy Shit!
by ReggieBullits on Jul 29, 2007 1:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
life was so much simpler
who cares what any one says as long as the Halo gets lit each night.
scoreboard. period.
standings. period.
by rbrianc on Jul 29, 2007 3:03 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's a money thing...
If they had any common sense, they might try generating some broader interest in West coast baseball out there, so that when, inevitably, there is success out here (hopefully this year), their advertising revenue doesn't fall through the floor.
It's not rocket science.
by The Limey on Jul 29, 2007 5:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You think you have it tough?
Just guessing that The Limey might be watching as well as me in the wee hours tonight (1 am start!) on Britain's Channel Five, which has thrown us a bone by showing the Halos for the first time this season. Over here, we get the Sunday night ESPN game, so we're really at the mercy of ECB.
Not that I'm complaining (it's great to watch the Halos from the comfort of my own sofa) but it means a full night (early Monday morning) of friggin Joe Morgan's blather followed by between-inning breaks of the British studio show. Which means the tag team of Jonny Gould (a likeable English bloke who knows a teeny bit about baseball) and Josh Chetwynd, an annoying know-it-all Sox fan and former minor league scrub whose mission it is to somehow stay in TV and inform the great unwashed Brit masses about the finer points of a game in which players can actually use their hands.
It can make for a long night -- but well worth it if we can watch the Angels light the halo.
by highlandhalo on Jul 29, 2007 6:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dustin Diamond's International Debut; Hobbits
On a side note, any of you blokes ever been to Moseley Bog?
by Bilko 420 on Jul 29, 2007 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, late night tonight
Looking forward to seeing you take out that money-grabbing melon-head Bor-ass with anything that comes to hand.
by The Limey on Jul 29, 2007 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for the Halos Heaven prayers
To his credit Josh was really pumping up the Angels, especially Figgins and Moseley. The nicest thing is it wasn't just me, The Limey, Matt UK and UK Halo that got to see it ... every baseball fan in Britain that was watching got to see Halos baseball at its finest!
Never been to Moseley Bog, not sure about the other guys, don't know where Limey, Matt and UK Halo are from or where they live. Moseley Bog is somewhere near Birmingham though, and I've lived in London, Kent and now up in the Scottish Highlands.
Cheers!
by highlandhalo on Jul 30, 2007 4:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How did Boarass look in HD?
Also, I am told it is now considered gauche to throw bottles at players and/or agents.
:(
-Bilko
by Bilko 420 on Jul 30, 2007 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
p.s. Desmond
by The Limey on Jul 29, 2007 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed Mr Limey
Was so fired up for tonight's game I went down to the local and had four pints. My doctor will be as upset as yours I suppose ... :)
GO HALOS!
by highlandhalo on Jul 29, 2007 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That said ...
On of his gems from several years ago was to theorize that teams should use their closers as starters for every game, since the closers are the toughest pitchers to hit against. :)
by highlandhalo on Jul 29, 2007 7:03 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ESPN
by tanana40 on Jul 29, 2007 9:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Miller and Morgan
by Fan Since 1981 on Jul 29, 2007 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go Rev! Great rant on the East bias
'There is no intelligent life west of the Adirondacks' --- 'baseball s/b Yankees vs. Red Sox everyday').
by BP Scanner on Jul 29, 2007 10:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
REV GOT No East Coast BIAS!!!
by Beachbum Willy on Jul 29, 2007 10:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rev...you are so right
- In the NY media there are no sports west of Chicago. No box scores, no details, no recaps, no nothing. One exception...the Angels have definitely gotten under the collective Yankee skin.
- With respect to the women here, what happens after a short period of time is that the theory of relativity is proved. The urge to reproduce is so strong that the best of the uglies becomes good looking. Whenever I go west for a couple of games, I get a dose of reality when I return to NY because the women I was attracted to return to reality and I am forced to rationalize that they have an exotic beauty. <shudder> But I know in my heart that at that moment, I wouldn't touch 'em with Rev's dick.
by Moondoggy on Jul 29, 2007 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just curious
by Caseys Kiss of Death on Jul 29, 2007 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She scours all my blogs
by Rev Halofan on Jul 29, 2007 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you think i t has anything to do with
by silent_sole on Jul 30, 2007 7:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Eh, whatever
But damn that Kenny Albert for taking a point of view that did not favor the Angels!
This is more of the same whining that is all too common around here: Member X of the media doesn't think the Angels are the best team in the majors or that all of our prospects are wonderful. Therefore, Member X is biased.
This Us vs. Them mentality is great for rallying the troops, but it's pretty silly and reeks of insecurity. I don't need the national media to tell me that my favorite team is good. Actually, I enjoy the fact that the Angels are never the top story on Sportscenter. It makes winning all the more fun.
One thing about ESPN: sure, it's far from perfect, but it still provides the most steady stream of sports highlights, events and talk (especially ESPNews) on television. But, I guess it's fun to get back to your punk roots and be so anti-establishment, isn't it?
by Dogman on Jul 30, 2007 9:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I agree
by gorams77 on Jul 30, 2007 11:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hershiser and Baker
by Rev Halofan on Jul 30, 2007 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry Rev
by Seik1177 on Jul 30, 2007 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good points
by Rev Halofan on Jul 30, 2007 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
John Miller
by Seik1177 on Jul 30, 2007 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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