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Kole Calhoun Udderly Humiliates Texas Pitcher (At Cow Milking)

Kole Calhoun hasn't had many opportunities to demonstrate his smooth stroke since being summoned to Anaheim from Salt Lake recently. But he pulled a few quite nicely on the field Friday night, and milked the moment for all it was worth during annual Dairy Night at the Big A. Kid Sunshine delivered eight times more milk than Kentucky-born Robbie Ross, a would-be heartland Ranger who showed no heart at all when it came down to properly fondling teats. I thought the big-T boys were all-American hook-up horny –– but their boys frankly need a bucket list when matched up against our Southwestern all-meat broiler, Kole "Man, pry me a river" Calhoun. Video of victorious Halo fist-pumpin' action can be found here.

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