(Sung to the tune of MY SHARONA with apologies to Doug Fieger) Oooo my little free agent, my free agentWhen you gonna give me some time Texeira?Ooo you make the offense run, the offense runEnjoy being stranded in Washington, TeixeiraNever gonna win, give it upSuch a money grubyou’ll always...
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