humor Stories - Halos Heaven
Charting The Historic Path Of Our 45th President
4/29/1981: Omir Santos is born in Bayamón, Puerto Rico. 6/22/1992: Omir Santos drafts his master plan on napkin with red crayon. 6/16/2001: The New York Yankees select Santos in the 21st round of the 2001 Major League Baseball Draft. 11/28/2008: The Baltimore Orioles release Omir...
Oliver Perez Rehab Diary
6:00: Alarm goes off. 8:12: Wake up. Pour bowl of Froot Loops. I ask Señor Toucan Sam if I should throw the slider more today. He tells me to "follow my nose." He says that everyday. 8:30: Spongebob is on. 8:42: I wonder why Señor Squarepants is so friendly to Squidward, despite...
Who Killed the Cleveland Indians? - part 1: John Adams
via 2.bp.blogspot.com Rumor on the street has it there's been a death. Witnesses report hearing two shots and sounds of a severe beating last night, and now the Cleveland Indians season has gone missing. While it can't be confirmed, the possibility of a homicide necessitates further...
Back in the (game thread) saddle
It's good to be back. A recap of the opening game of spring training: 10:17 JK in CBus Is this heaven? No, its a fresh game thread… 10:32 emil minty omg i forgot to dvr this. /defenestrates 10:51 APV Who brought the chips & dip? 11:17 Turkmenbashi It will look like rays of...
What happens when baseball players try to be funny?
This happens: See more funny videos at Funny or Die I know it's for a good cause and all that, but good lord. This is lesson #5327 that teaches us that people are not funny by nature. They may think they are, and that a flying "monobrow" is a real rib-tickler, but they aren't, and it isn't. If...
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