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Attention Angel Wives and Girlfriends

Ladies, it seems to me that your men took great advantage of the legions of desperate beautiful women in Seattle who - being deprived of pleasure by the Pacific Northwest's oversupply of socially retarded Asberger Syndrome millionaire geeks and unbathed capuccino-pulling fortysomething grunge rock needle exchange veterans - saw some real men pull into town and, basically, fucked your husbands and boyfriends like they needed life support all night and all morning in the damn hotel.

Because, in losing to the Mariners 8-1 Monday night, the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim played like a team of guys who had just been fucked silly to the point of blindness.

Get up there and whip your men into shape - that Sasquatch coochie is not doing any of us any good.