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Kenny Rogers

On behalf of Angel fans everywhere, let me forgive you, Kenny Rogers, for pitching that Perfect Game against our franchise all those years ago.

Your 2-hit mastery of the 2-bit A.L. West representatives was almost as dominant as our own John Lackey's roasting of the Green Weenies earlier this season.

Since you were on the mound, let me underscore that your performance was made all the more knife-twistingly brilliant by the inane commentary of a semi-senile Lou Piniella in the booth.

Hold the Heimlich, that slightly-delayed October Choak is back on schedule ! ! ! !