Final Score in Peoria:
Just when you think that Garret Anderson is never going to notice the snakes sneakin' up on the stewardess, he steps up to bat against Woody Williams and announces "I want the motherfuckin' snakes off the motherfuckin' plane".
Than Cabrera hits a dinger, metaphorically telling the minor leaguers, Wood you please wait at least a year....
Dallas McPherson said "See the ball going over the fence - no snakes on that plane, don't you want me on this flight?
Juan Rivera must have some high school conformity issue going on, as he belted one to.
But then a 16th round pick named Darrel Sales hit a grand slam to make it a laugher.
On the pitching side, Esteban Yan pitched a 1-2-3 inning while Blez' prediction that Kelvim Escobar would not last did not come to pass, 6ip, 4H, 2ER, 6K - Kelvo even got a hit - looks like a reptile free Learjet at cruising altitude.