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The Return of Haiku Monday

It is Haiku Frickin' Monday, people. 5-7-5. Syllables that is.

One week six games gone
five hundred record and one
painful fingernail

Bart is better than
all of the lardass men who
call him the fat one

The Yankees' chances
were in Joe West's decisions
until Adam swung

Fuck Seattle fans
at least Oakland's have passion
polite applause sucks

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