GAME THREAD - Angels at Orioles - 10:30 am PDT
John Lackey v. Mr. Ana Benson
There is just no way that I am taking Missus Halofan to Easter breakfast at IHOP and catching this game. This is one Reverend who would rather sleep in. If any of you are going to church, though, could you please pray that this godforsaken three game losing streak be smited with a plague upon the Orioles? And ask the priest to tell everyone to go to Denny's instead of IHOP after mass, okay?
I asked a friend, what is Easter in Baltimore like?
He told me.
"The Easter Bunny visits with candy for all the kids who have been good and then we go to church and we have to dress up and then we go to Gramma's and you don't get any presents..."
What, you thought Baltimore was special?
Random iTunes Lyrics
If we're not back in love by Monday
we can't say we didn't try.
But before we bury our love
let's make sure we've let it die.
Beat my Runs and Hits Picks:
LAA - 3, 7
BAL - 0, 3
TV: TBN... time to save your soul, bro...