GAME THREAD - Rockies at Angels - Cook v. Weaver - 7:05 pm
Tonight's pitchers represent two of the world's oldest occupations. Are you hungry or naked?
Intentionally Altered Movie Lines:
Emperor Bud Black II: Your work is ingenious. It's quality work. But there are simply too many pitches, that's all. Just cut a few and it will be perfect.
Mozart: Which few did you have in mind, Majesty?
Our cleaning lady and her sister are getting into a shouting match over who gets our tickets to the Saturday Dodger/Angel game, gotta go... it is gonna get ugly!
Beat My Runs and Hits Picks: LAA: 6, 11 ... CRN: 2, 7