Game Thread - Angels at Rangers - Saunders Vs. Eaton - 5:05 p.m.
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Romero: Mayday! Mayday!
Carrasco: What the heck is that?
Saunders: Why, that's the Texas New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...
Eaton's last outing against the Angels lasted 18 pitches because...SHOCKER...he threw behind Juan Rivera after giving up a bomb to GA. I wonder if Sissie Showalter has the balls to keep up his antics for one more game. Prediction: If an Angel gets hit today, the benches will clear.
Beat My Runs and Hits Picks - LAA: 7, 13 ... TEX: 3, 8