Game Thread - Blue Jays @ Angels - Halladay Vs. Weaver - 12:35 p.m.
Quite the pitching matchup.
What more analysis could a man be pretentious enough to post - this is one you MUST watch, it will likely be beyond words, beyond language, a pure experience transcending toward epiphany. Okay, okay, admit it, I had you at "beyond words," there, yeah?
Intentionally Altered Movie Dialogue:
Jered Weaver: I overheard Scioscia saying it would be jolly-jack splendid to spend a fortnight or two in Hawaii.
Lackey: Yea... that sounds like Scioscia... you do good impressions.
Wait... wait! Do you hear Oakland's cartilage chewing itself up on that astroturf? Shhh, listen ... hear it? Ewwww, I think that was Ellis. Oohhh what a grind!
Beat My Runs and Hits Picks: LAA: 5, 9 ... TOR 4, 11