Game Thread Angels @ Rangers - Lackey Vs. Eaton - 5:05 p.m.
Neither pitcher will have to request that any batter stick that thing out there.
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Mike Scioscia: So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? Gigglin' and laughin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Four guys with nowhere to be in October. All wondering how the fuck they got there. What should we have done, what didn't we do, who's fault is it, is it my fault, your fault, his fault, all that bullshit. Then one of them says, hey. Wait a minute. When we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around tellin' fuckin' jokes! Get the message? Boys, I don't mean to holler at ya. When this caper's over - and I'm sure it'll be a successful one - we'll get down to the Hawaiian Islands, hell, I'll roll and laugh with all of ya. You'll find me a different character down there. Right now, it's a matter of business.
No need to scoreboard watch - they are all must-win games now.
Beat My Runs and Hits Picks: LAA: 7, 19 ... TEX - 3, 11