The sad news we were dreading has arrived.
Hacking Hatcher, Oh Mickey You're Not So Fine, the batting coach from Slappingsingles USA has had his job extended multiyear...
So has Alfredo Griffin, Ron Roenicke, Orlando Mercado, Dino "The Windmill See No" Ebel, Steve "Cal State L.A." Soliz, Mike Butcher. Yep, one big happy friggin' family. Hey look, I guess it works, it ain't Ken Macha, don't fix what has yet to be broke, although Slap-Happy Hatcher tries with his tinkering here and there...