I explain to Missus Halofan that Arte Moreno thought he had a deal TWICE with the Marlins, only to have them demand two pitchers in addition to the two position players.
Me: Kendrick, Mathis and two pitchers.
Missus Halofan: Well they can have Colon and Santana or they can forget it.
She wasn't happy to hear that Bartolo was a free agent.