GAME THREAD - Angels @ Mariners - 7 pm
Bartolo COLON vs Jarrod WASHBURN
Not So Random Song Lyrics
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
Because you're evil
And you lie
And if you should die
I may feel slightly sad
(But I won't cry!)
Unhappiest Birthday, Jose Guillen.
So drink, drink, drink
And be ill tonight
May the Safeco Hoochies turn out to be transvestites who transmit exotic and painful venereal diseases to you that last a lifetime...