He spent the first inning and a half discussing last night's game (instead of the game we all are watching), in incomprehensibly hair-splitting detail.
Then Hayseed Steve hardly showed any emotion for the Angels' big inning, preferring to lament Mike Mussina's predicament - always auditioning for the other team.
Even money bet on Steve attempting some Guinness Book record of stringing together the longest run-on sentence in broadcast history tonight.
What the world needs now is a Rory Marcus/Rex Hudler simulcast.