Sasquatch MaryAnne, the Starbucks Hoochie @ Jered WEAVER - 7 PM
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The Mariners have deprived homerun ball souvenir seekers the opportunity to catch the remnants of Horacio Ramirez' handiwork, so you will all have to enjoy the soovees sent your way by Lefty Ryan Firetrcukbrand.
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You know I work all day
To get you money to buy you things
And it's worth it just to hear you say
You're gonna give me everything
Is Juan Rivera the answer to our national Robb Quinlan crisis?