7:05 PM at the Stadium of Pringleheim
Tonight's matchup features the perennially over-matched Jake "the flake" Westbrook against the over-and-under-rated Ervin "black magic" Santana. The pregame screaming will be provided by PATTIMELT if she wins the $1,000 Angels Bucks giftcard.
I'll tell it and think it and speak it and breathe it,
And reflect it from the mountain so all souls can see it
Happy 76th Birthday to my Mom, not that she will be reading this blog while she watches her damn Dodger game.