I broke down and bought one of the heavily-advertised Kona Coffee shake at Jack in the Box this afternoon.
It tasted like sugar milk with a hint of coffee flavoring and after drinking less than 1/5 of it, I gave it away to the kid next door.
Never gonna stop the funk? No, but save your $3.24...
Would someone care to contribute a review of Dos Equiis and AM/PM's corndogs?