The 2008 Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim...
...if they were Rolling Stones song titles:
Garret Anderson - Respectable
Jose Arredondo – Cool, Calm and Collected
Erick Aybar – Rip This Joint
Chone Figgins – Before They Make Me Run
Jon Garland – Beast of Burden
Vladimir Guerrero – Far Away Eyes
Torii Hunter – Emotional Rescue
Maicer Izturis – Under My Thumb
Howie Kendrick – What A Shame
John Lackey – Street Fighting Man
Jeff Mathis – (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction
Gary Matthews Jr. – Biggest Mistake
Mike Napoli – One Hit (to the Body)
Darren Oliver – If You Need Me
Robb Quinlan – As Tears Go By
Juan Rivera – Time is on My Side
Francisco Rodriguez – It’s All Over Now
Sean Rodriguez - Pay Your Dues
Ervin Santana – Heart of Stone
Joe Saunders – Start Me Up
Scot Shields - Connection
Justin Speier – Let It Bleed
Mark Teixeira – You Got the Silver
Jered Weaver – No Use in Crying
Reggie Willits – I Wanna Be Your Man
Brandon Wood – I’m a King Bee