Seriously, just give everyone a breather and start this lineup tonight in the Fenway Toilet:
Reggie Willits RF
Gary Matthews Jr. CF
Bobby Abreu DH (give him a chance to charge the mound and dislocate Josh Beckett's Shoulder)
Brandon Wood SS
Terry Evans 1B
Freddy Sandoval 3B
Howie Kendrick 2B
Ryan Budde C
Chris Petit LF
Trevor Bell SP
Why put your real team on the field when the umpires already have designs on the game's outcome?