Imagine Penelope Cruz picks you up at a bar, takes you back to her luxury hotel suite, Salma Hayek is waiting there for you two and you spend a weekend fulfilling every fantasy imaginable that you have, both begging for more along the way.
You call your buddy Monday might to tell him all about it, "Dude you will never believe what happened, this cannot be topped" and he says, "Vernon Wells hit two homeruns and Jeff Mathis made three smart baserunning plays to score a run," and you say, "Wow, yeah, that is about unbelievable as it gets," and your buddy says, "So what happened that was so unbelievable," and all you can say is "Ah nothing really, what's the score?"