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This is your chance to give your favorite or least favorite player a nickname that will be used here on the site.
LEARN HOW TO PLAY: If you like the nickname here, do nothing. If you propose a different nickname, say so in the comments. If you like the nickname proposed in the comments REC that comment (NO comments or replies of "+1" or "Rec'd" please, learn to use the goshdarn REC feature or go ask your kindergarten teacher for help with this simple site feature).
No long lists of proposed nicknames please - You got a bunch of alternate nicknames than these, one comment per player please. Check to see if your preferred nickname is here, do not re-post nicknames that are already posted as a comment, simply rec it and forget it.
Next week we begin Nickname playoffs so this is your chance to make Angels history with cementing your preferred player nickname into Angels lore forever.
Bobby Abreu - Simply Bobby
Alexi Amarista - Amadeus
Erick Aybar - Dogface
Trevor Bell - Bozo
Peter Bourjos - Peabo
Russell Branyan - Quinlan
Alberto Callaspo - AC6
Tyler Chatwood - T52
Hank Conger - King Konger
Scott Downs - LSD
Dan Haren - Dirt
Torii Hunter - T48
Maicer Izturis - Micetits
Kevin Jepsen - Elroy
Howie Kendrick - Simply Howie
Jeff Mathis - Vile Amateur
Kendry(s) Morales - K-Mo
Joel Pineiro - Piney
Fernando Rodney - Fraudney
Ervin Santana - Magic
Hisanori Takahashi - Tacky
Rich Thompson - Chopper
Mark Trumbo - Simply Trumbo
Jordan Walden - Waldo
Jered Weaver - WEAV
Vernon Wells - King Lousy
Reggie Willits - Willie Wonka
Bobby Wilson - Nowhere Man
Some of these nicknames are purposefully stupid to inspire you to contribute alternates and learn to use SBN's goshdarn REC feature for comments. Get with it. Propose names, rec the ones you like.