Rangers Season Ends 51 Hours After Angels

Former Angels pitchers Joe Saunders and Darren O'Day (and one-time Angels draft pick Brian Matusz) castrated what was left of the shriveled offense of the Texas Rangers.

The Orioles are celebrating in the same visitors clubhouse where the 2002 Angels celebrated making the postseason for the first time in sixteen years.

Joe Saunders is the WINNER, the NBC player of the game. He ensured that the short 51 hours in which the Rangers had extended their season only heightenedthe extreme misery of the most undeserving (calculated by multiplying swagger by reason to swagger and dividing by number of rings) bandwagon fanbase in the YOU ESS of A.