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Angels Flee Tempe For the Safety of Anaheim

I wonder to myself, could life ever be Gold Glove again?
I wonder to myself, could life ever be Gold Glove again?

Tempe Diablo Stadium... the Angels have left the building!

The team wraps up its 2012 preseason with three Freeway Series games against the Blue Magic beginning Monday night in Anaheim.

Here are somethings we know now that we didn't all really know when pitchers and catchers reported:

Kendrys Morales is back.

Alexi Amarista has power

Mark Trumbo is alright at 3B

Jered Weaver is not automatic

C.J. Wilson clowns like nobody since Bert Blyleven

Ervin Santana waxes his cheeks

Dan Haren is 1/8th sasquatch

Jason Isringhausen is 39 going on 60

Bobby Abreu is 38 going on 70

Vernon Wells is 34 going on 12

Albert Pujols is 40 going on 27

Mike Trout is going to Salt Lake

Hank Conger will probably join him

Brad Mills is a better return for Jeff Mathis than Chris Iannetta was for Tyler Chatwood

Jordan Walden makes us miss the old Francisco Rodriguez

Our current Francisco Rodriguez makes us miss Pep Harris

Latroy Hawkjns is a dog whisperer

Rich Thompson is still outta options

Scott Downs is worth every penny

Hisanori Takahashi is stuck with us

Torii Hunter knows he is in a contract year

Howie Kendrick is playing like he is

Peter Bourjos is the one player who can make anything happen

Bobby Wilson is the other guy who can as well but will not get noticed

Erick Aybar is hungry for a big contract

Alberto Callaspo doesn't talk caca to the Spanish media

Neither does Maicer Izturis

Jerome Williams needs a little more time

So does Garrett Richards

Mike Scioscia will give it to them.