Angels Win 11-5 Postgame

So This is the first postgame report of the season. Just getting warmed up.

Didn't take notes. Callaspo hit a homerun. Trumbo tried to make a double a triple, but it scored two so when he got tagged it was like "BIG WHOOP" and "JOB WELL DONE". Chris Iannetta hit a homerun, stuff like that helps a lot.

Trout stunk. The scouting reports have been distributed - soft away with two strikes hooks that fish and makes him appear to be a guppy. Adjustment time I suppose but smells like a slow April if he cannot mix up his approach just a smidgen.

Andrew Romine is making headway toward a roster spot. The minor league scrubs got a good rally against major league arm Jesse Crain. David Carpenter looked good, striking out two and giving up a lousy bag-bouncing hit before surrendering a 2-out, 2-strike bomb, but he will probably be in the bullpen to start the season.

Only five more games with Jose Mota ad-libbing his way into oblivion.

EVERYBODY CLAP YO HANZ ... Angels Win!!!