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Are Angels Problems in the Stars?

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Are you desperate enough about the plight of this team to consult a psychic? if so, here is an informational chart of the current roster to take along to your reading.

Does this team really need TWO Capricorns?
Does this team really need TWO Capricorns?
Thearon W. Henderson

Do the problems of the Angels have to do with their astrological chemistry as a team? Take this chart to your local fortune teller or drop a dime and call a phone psychic for the answers.


Los Angeles Angels Active Roster May 1, 2013

pitchers Chinese Zodiac Animal
Western Zodiac Sign
Joe Blanton Monkey Sagittarius
Ryan Brasier Rabbit Virgo
Dane De La Rosa Pig Aquarius
Scott Downs Dragon Pisces
Barry Enright Tiger Aries
Ernesto Frieri Ox Cancer
Tommy Hanson Tiger Virgo
Michael Kohn Tiger Cancer
Garrett Richards Dragon Gemini
Jason Vargas Pig Aquarius
Jerome Williams Rooster Sagittarius
C.J. Wilson Monkey Scorpio
catchers Chinese Zodiac Animal Western Zodiac Sign
Hank Conger Rabbit Aquarius
Chris Iannetta Pig Aries
infielders Chinese Zodiac Animal Western Zodiac Sign
Erick Aybar Rat Capricorn
Brendan Harris Monkey Virgo
Luis Jimenez Rabbit Capricorn
Howie Kendrick Pig Cancer
Albert Pujols Ram Capricorn
Andrew Romine Ox Capricorn
outfielders Chinese Zodiac Animal Western Zodiac Sign
Scott Cousins Pig Aquarius
Josh Hamilton Rooster Gemini
J.B. Shuck Rabbit Gemini
Mike Trout Ram Leo
designated hitters Chinese Zodiac Animal Western Zodiac Sign
Mark Trumbo Ox Capricorn

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On the Disabled List:

Sean Burnett ( Dog / Virgo )

Kevin Jepsen ( Rat / Leo )

Mark Lowe ( Pig /Gemini )

Ryan Madson ( Monkey / Virgo )

Jered Weaver ( Dog / Libra )

Alberto Callaspo ( Pig / Aries )

Peter Bourjos ( Rabbit / Aries )