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Bartolo Cheating Roid Blimp Shuts Out Angels

The Fat Lady Has Sung

Stephen Dunn


Everybody know the dice are loaded, everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody know that war is over, everybody knows the good guys lost. -Leonard Cohen

Bartolo Colon is a cheater and his team won today, probably would have won anyway but still a cheater is a cheater.

In the ninth inning Mike Trout got a single and that extended his hitting streak to 13 games, which is the longest yet of his young career.

Michael Roth pitched a scoreless inning. There was a time recently in which that looked perhaps never likely. So much for silver linings...

The Angels have ten more games with the Athletics and hopefully Father Fatso Time will be suspended for some of them. Four of those games are in Oakland beginning Thursday so we still have a chance, right? Ehhh... oh yeah, Right!

Everybody knows it's coming apart, take one last look at this sacred heart
Before it blows
And everybody knows ...