This past week, a picture of some Red Sox fans scrambling for a foul ball circled the internet. It was a funny picture of a group of people making goofy faces while attempting to either catch, or get out of the way of a foul ball. While looking at the picture, I found myself becoming interested in the lives, or I should say, the possible lives of the fans caught in this moment in time:
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- Rhonda had run out of money, but she was still hungry. Thankfully, someone was throwing treats into the stands!
- It had always been difficult to predict when Steve's LSD would kick in, but when it did, yeehaw...trippin' balls!
- Grandma Sue couldn't remember where she was, but she did remember that time she went camping when she was 12 years-old. Uncle Clark hit her over the head with a log. Uncle Clark turned out to be kind of a douchebag.
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- Tony often wondered why the other kids at school beat him up.
- Rex was mad he was missing the sale at Holister.
- Life had gotten kind of rough for Sally after Peppy ran off with the cat from next door.
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- Steve couldn't understand how he lost his job the next week after failing his drug test. They take steroid abuse very seriously at the post office.
- He did receive a nice gift basket the next day however.
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- WTF? No, seriously...WTF??
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- Hipster Betty wanted everyone to see the nice handbag she picked up on sale at Claire's New & Used on Sullivan Ave. Originally priced at $124.99, she "absolutely stole it" for $99.99!
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- It didn't matter that Timmy went out and got a new tattoo the very next day, the guys at the skate shop still thought he was gay.
- "Nothing much. Just hanging out at the ballgame."
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1 & 2. It had always been hard to impress Bill and Dorothy.
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