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Unusual, yet customary, we do something a little more traditional this time of year. This season it is The 12 Days of Christmas...

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We have been doing this for years now. A something special gift to one and all. Tomorrow, Christmas Day, I am taking the day off and giving you all a reprise of our gift last year. But today is the day for our something new. Rather timely, too!

Among any Christmas Eve Links, here is my take on The 12 Days of Christmas:

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The Twelve Days of Christmas, Arte Style

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On the first day of Christmas, my Arte gave to me

A buck off the six pack 'neath my tree!!

On the second day of Christmas, my Arte gave to me

GMJ the flop
And a buck off the six pack 'neath my tree!!

On the third day of Christmas, my Arte gave to me

Ver-None Wells
GMJ the flop
And a buck off the six pack 'neath my tree!!

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Arte gave to me

Pujols/Wilson Debt
Ver-None Wells
GMJ the flop
And a buck off the six pack 'neath my tree!!

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Arte gave to me

MIKE NELSON TROUT!!!

Pujols/Wilson Debt
Ver-None Wells
GMJ the flop
And a buck off the six pack 'neath my tree!!

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Arte gave to me

Eddie Bane is leaving,

MIKE NELSON TROUT!!!

Pujols/Wilson Debt
Ver-None Wells
GMJ the flop
And a buck off the six pack 'neath my tree!!

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Arte gave to me

Greinke's time is fleeting,
Eddie Bane is leaving,

MIKE NELSON TROUT!!!

Pujols/Wilson Debt
Ver-None Wells
GMJ the flop
And a buck off the six pack 'neath my tree!!

On the eigth day of Christmas, my Arte gave to me

Tustin takes a meeting,
Greinke's time is fleeting,
Eddie Bane is leaving,

MIKE NELSON TROUT!!!

Pujols/Wilson Debt
Ver-None Wells
GMJ the flop
And a buck off the six pack 'neath my tree!!

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Arte gave to me

Hambone self-policing,
Tustin takes a meeting,
Greinke's time is fleeting,
Eddie Bane is leaving,

MIKE NELSON TROUT!!!

Pujols/Wilson Debt
Ver-None Wells
GMJ the flop
And a buck off the six pack 'neath my tree!!

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Arte gave to me

Coaches disagreeing,
Hambone self-policing,
Tustin takes a meeting,
Greinke's time is fleeting,
Eddie Bane is leaving,
MIKE NELSON TROUT!!!
Pujols/Wilson Debt
Ver-None Wells
GMJ the flop
And a buck off the six pack 'neath my tree!!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Arte gave to me

Dipoto quickly fleeing,
Coaches disagreeing,
Hambone self-policing,
Tustin takes a meeting,
Greinke's time is fleeting,
Eddie Bane is leaving,

MIKE NELSON TROUT!!!

Pujols/Wilson Debt
Ver-None Wells
GMJ the flop
And a buck off the six pack 'neath my tree!!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Arte gave to me

Barren Winter Meetings,
Dipoto quickly fleeing,
Coaches disagreeing,
Hambone self-policing,
Tustin takes a meeting,
Greinke's time is fleeting,
Eddie Bane is leaving,

MIKE NELSON TROUT!!!

Pujols/Wilson Debt
Ver-None Wells
GMJ the flop
And a buck off the six pack 'neath my tree!!

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