Halos Heaven Nickname Database (2016 update)

In 2015, Red Floyd made a handy newbie guide for Halos Heaven.  Of Macier and Men then put out a handy nickname database.  Problem is that many of those people are gone, and many new nicknames are not included.  I'm posting this update for 2016 with Of Maicer and Men's update listed at the bottom of this post.

If you have some nickname to contribute, please post them in the comments below and I'll get them added.  Thanks!!

----------------- 2016 Nickname Updates -----------------------------

Precipice: Cliff Pennington

French Mistake/Salsa: Fernando Salas

Simba: Andrelton Simmons

Red Baron: Kole Calhoun

Bedrock: Cam Bedrosian

The Freak: Tim Lincecum

Old Man/Grandpa/Albertross: Albert Pujols

Kalhum: Kole Calhoun

Exxon Valdez: Jose Valdez

Yuni: Yunel Escobar

Power Ranger: Mike Morin

Shoey/Shoebacca/The Beard/The Cobbler: Matt Shoemaker

Fiasco: Ricky Nolasco

AJ Pureshitski: AJ Pierzynski

Nip: Mike Napoli

Cowgirl/Reverse: Collin Cowgill

Alias: Joe Smith

----------------- 2014 Nickname Database -----------------------------

Kowbell: Kendrys Morales

Hula Dula (the Domino Rula): Torii Hunter

Juancho: Juan Rivera

Destructobeam: Chris Iannetta

Karmis: Scott Kazmir

WTY (Weaver the Younger): Jered Weaver

Big Splash/Big Ploppy/2B2BS/Vernone: Vernon Wells

Premium: Jeff Mathis

HK47: Howie Kendrick

BFBA (Bovine Fish Breathing Apparatus)/Reverse Cowgill: Collin Cowgill

Chupa: Bobby Abreu

Pinata: Joel Pineiro

Fraudney/F-Rod: Fernando Rodney

U-Haul: Mark Teixeira

Side Salad: Mike Napoli

Fartolo/Fatolo: Bartolo Colon

Prince Fish: Mike Trout

HGH: Gary Matthews, Jr.

King Conger: Hank Conger

Cousin Oliver: Darren Oliver

Voodoo/Black Magic: Ervin Santana

Blantana/Bluto: Joe Blanton

Cyborg: Tommy Hanson

Judy Garland: Jon Garland

The Admiral: Erick Aybar

The Colonel/Hokie Joe: Joe Saunders

Dirty Dan: Dan Haren

Mr. Freeze: Ernesto Frieri

PsyKo: Kevin Jepsen

Fat Chick: Jason Bulger

IRA: Michael Roth

Lord Voldemort: Raul Ibanez

Horseface/Thunder Mountain/Traitor John: John Lackey

Mighty Mouse: Maicer Izturis

Lettuce: Andrew Romine

Kole Train/Red Dawn: Kole Calhoun

Hambone: Josh Hamilton

MySpace: Kelvim Escobar

The Messiah: Brandon Wood

Chopper: Rich Thompson

Hitting Coach: Nathan Haynes

Hot Dog: Alberto Callaspo

Econoline/Syndrome: Scott Downs

Speedy Petey/Fleet Pete: Peter Bourjos

Nibbles/The Nibbler: C.J. Wilson

Unix: C.J. Cron

Soth/Big Catorce/Fatorce/Fatalian: Mike Scioscia

Butch/The Baby: Mike Butcher

The Groove: Don Baylor

Fuentesaurus/Lollipop Man: Brian Fuentes

Bozo: Trevor Bell

Ratfaced Bastard/PedROIDa: Dustin Pedroia

Ratface: Ian Kinsler

Skeletor: Joe Girardi