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In 2015, Red Floyd made a handy newbie guide for Halos Heaven. Of Macier and Men then put out a handy nickname database. Problem is that many of those people are gone, and many new nicknames are not included. I'm posting this update for 2016 with Of Maicer and Men's update listed at the bottom of this post.
If you have some nickname to contribute, please post them in the comments below and I'll get them added. Thanks!!
----------------- 2016 Nickname Updates -----------------------------
Precipice: Cliff Pennington
French Mistake/Salsa: Fernando Salas
Simba: Andrelton Simmons
Red Baron: Kole Calhoun
Bedrock: Cam Bedrosian
The Freak: Tim Lincecum
Old Man/Grandpa/Albertross: Albert Pujols
Kalhum: Kole Calhoun
Exxon Valdez: Jose Valdez
Yuni: Yunel Escobar
Power Ranger: Mike Morin
Shoey/Shoebacca/The Beard/The Cobbler: Matt Shoemaker
Fiasco: Ricky Nolasco
AJ Pureshitski: AJ Pierzynski
Nip: Mike Napoli
Cowgirl/Reverse: Collin Cowgill
Alias: Joe Smith
----------------- 2014 Nickname Database -----------------------------
Kowbell: Kendrys Morales
Hula Dula (the Domino Rula): Torii Hunter
Juancho: Juan Rivera
Destructobeam: Chris Iannetta
Karmis: Scott Kazmir
WTY (Weaver the Younger): Jered Weaver
Big Splash/Big Ploppy/2B2BS/Vernone: Vernon Wells
Premium: Jeff Mathis
HK47: Howie Kendrick
BFBA (Bovine Fish Breathing Apparatus)/Reverse Cowgill: Collin Cowgill
Chupa: Bobby Abreu
Pinata: Joel Pineiro
Fraudney/F-Rod: Fernando Rodney
U-Haul: Mark Teixeira
Side Salad: Mike Napoli
Fartolo/Fatolo: Bartolo Colon
Prince Fish: Mike Trout
HGH: Gary Matthews, Jr.
King Conger: Hank Conger
Cousin Oliver: Darren Oliver
Voodoo/Black Magic: Ervin Santana
Blantana/Bluto: Joe Blanton
Cyborg: Tommy Hanson
Judy Garland: Jon Garland
The Admiral: Erick Aybar
The Colonel/Hokie Joe: Joe Saunders
Dirty Dan: Dan Haren
Mr. Freeze: Ernesto Frieri
PsyKo: Kevin Jepsen
Fat Chick: Jason Bulger
IRA: Michael Roth
Lord Voldemort: Raul Ibanez
Horseface/Thunder Mountain/Traitor John: John Lackey
Mighty Mouse: Maicer Izturis
Lettuce: Andrew Romine
Kole Train/Red Dawn: Kole Calhoun
Hambone: Josh Hamilton
MySpace: Kelvim Escobar
The Messiah: Brandon Wood
Chopper: Rich Thompson
Hitting Coach: Nathan Haynes
Hot Dog: Alberto Callaspo
Econoline/Syndrome: Scott Downs
Speedy Petey/Fleet Pete: Peter Bourjos
Nibbles/The Nibbler: C.J. Wilson
Unix: C.J. Cron
Soth/Big Catorce/Fatorce/Fatalian: Mike Scioscia
Butch/The Baby: Mike Butcher
The Groove: Don Baylor
Fuentesaurus/Lollipop Man: Brian Fuentes
Bozo: Trevor Bell
Ratfaced Bastard/PedROIDa: Dustin Pedroia
Ratface: Ian Kinsler
Skeletor: Joe Girardi