Oh-Ta-Ni, how can I explain it
He'll pitch you frame by frame it
Oh is for Hittin', Ta is for Pitchin' scratchin' temple
The last Ni...well...that's not that simple
It's sorta like another way to call his Bat a Ditty
You get on occasion at the ballpark
As a game 'n it seems I gotta start to explainin'
He got his number, and a punchout and he feelin' real mellow
He hit a homer, wait a day, hit-a-nother they call zero doubt
Then he come up and hit a third one in the Big A out.
It's just a Rookie (Mariners say, wow that is scary)
It's Oh-ta-ni, time other people's but you get it
There's no damaged salary cap, there's just room to hit it
Ohtani declared he would be an Angel on Dec 8th, and I heard about it from an excited group text from my brother as I awoke. It literally felt like Christmas Morning in the world of a seven year old, it felt like MAGIC! I started singing and dancing for an Entire WEEK!