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You down with Oh-ta-ni?! Yeah you know me!

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Japanese harmony

Billy drop a load on 'em
Oh-Ta-Ni, how can I explain it
He'll pitch you frame by frame it
To have y'all jumpin' shall we singin' it
Oh is for Hittin', Ta is for Pitchin' scratchin' temple
The last Ni...well...that's not that simple
It's sorta like another way to call his Bat a Ditty
It's three little letters that are missin' here
You get on occasion at the ballpark
As a game 'n it seems I gotta start to explainin'
Bust it
You ever had a pitcher turn a batter into hot jello?
He got his number, and a punchout and he feelin' real mellow
He hit a homer, wait a day, hit-a-nother they call zero doubt
Then he come up and hit a third one in the Big A out.
It's not a front, O to the H to the T to the A-N-I
It's just a Rookie (Mariners say, wow that is scary)
It's Oh-ta-ni, time other people's but you get it
There's no damaged salary cap, there's just room to hit it
How many fans out there know just what I'm gettin' at
Who thinks it's wrong ''cause he's pitch'n' and co-hittin' it
Well if you do, that's Oh-Ta-Ni and you're not down with it
But if you don't, here's your membership
You down with Oh-Ta-Ni (yeah you know me)
You down with OH-Ta-Ni (yeah best rookie)
You down with Oh-Ta-Ni (Yeah M-V-P)
Who's down with OPP (Every last homie)
You down with Oh-Ta-Ni (yeah you know me)
You down with OH-Ta-Ni (yeah best rookie)
You down with Oh-Ta-Ni (yeah M-V-P)
Who's down with OPP (All the homies)
Break it down!


Ohtani declared he would be an Angel on Dec 8th, and I heard about it from an excited group text from my brother as I awoke. It literally felt like Christmas Morning in the world of a seven year old, it felt like MAGIC! I started singing and dancing for an Entire WEEK!

The Oh-Gasm has begun and is rolling!
You down with Oh-Ta-Ni?!

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